Marvel x Male Reader (1/2)

Bad Guy- Part 2

Peter: What the hell was that?!

You: *gasp*, you said a nasty word.

Peter: What just happened?

You: That was a musical number, no need to develop FOMO, you're next.

Peter: What's that supposed to mean?

You fly away, ignoring him whilst formulating a plan to become the greatest villain in history.

A month later:

Tony: Underoos, tell me everything you know about him.

Peter: About who?

Tony: Your friend, Y/N L/N.

Peter: Why?

Tony: Did you not think to tell me HE WAS A FUCKING CRIMINAL?!

Peter: He's also my ex.

Tony:...I'm sorry...what?! More of a reason to crush him. He breaks the law and my son's heart. I need all the info I can get.

Peter: Well first off, he was what you would call a "bad boy".

Tony: No shit, sherlock.

Peter: He's *faint sound* did you hear that?

The sound grows larger, it sounds like a melody, is Peter about to sing a song, possibly a parody.

Peter: I think I'm gonna sing now.

Tony: What do you mean, sing?

Peter: He might have cursed me with a mandatory musical number.

(I have no clue how I'm gonna do this, here goes nothing)

🎵🎶:

Peter: Macavity's a mischievous "cat"
His looks cause the drop of a jaw
For he's a powerful villain
Who can defy the law.
He's the enemy of NYC
The avengers' despair
And by the time that they arrive
Macavity's not there!

Macavity, who's Macavity?
Ok, now I know his identity
He doesn't hesitate to break the law
Including the law of gravity

His powers of levitation
Would make Thor stare
And when you reach the scene of crime, Macavity's not there!

Don't look in his house
He's probably in the air
But chances are, curse those odds,
Macavity's not there!

Macavity's a cunning "cat"
He's very tall and thin
He's very tricky
For he made me believe he wasn't a man of sin

His eyes are deeply in bad thoughts
His head is highly domed
His clothes are very rugged
His hair is uncombed

He looks at a person with evil intent
This man is not a fake
If you try to mess with him
Well, that's your mistake

Macavity, Macavity
Full of lust and vanity
His aura and energy
Screams homosexuality

You may see him in the sky
But he's usually in his lair
Because after he commits a crime,
Macavity's not there!

To bad guys and villains, he's respectable
(Even though he cheats at Monopoly)
But his fingerprints are never found
In a shop in NYC

And when a bank is robbed
Or there is a missing file
You know that's it's Macavity
Because his actions are so vile
Or the
Roads and cars are broken,
The buildings beyond repair
Is there any need for evidence?
Yes, BUT HE'S NEVER THERE!

Macavity, Macavity!
He's clearly lost his sanity!
He's lost his sense of right and wrong
Including sentimentality
The biggest problem is he never gives a care!
So when the dust settles
Macavity's not there!

And they might say that other criminals whose horrible deeds are widely known (I might mention: Vulture, Mysterio, but he does it all alone)
They are nothing more than peasants
Who all the time,
Cower before Macavity
The Dictator of Crime

Macavity! Macavity!
He's a feline when it comes to agility!
He has a twisted mentality

You may meet him in the street
So remember to beware
Because he's quick in his actions
He'll commit the crime and no longer be there.

End of 🎶🎵.

Tony:😳... how did you two date?

Wade: I would say plot convenience but it doesn't really help with the plot that much.

Peter: It's just that he was so sweet to me before, he always defended me when I was bullied, I just refuse to believe that he pulled a 180 on his personality randomly. His powers must be doing this to him.

Wade: Oh, I get it. This is a Doctor Octopus situation.

Peter: I don't know who that is but sure!

Tony: What if he was tricking you, maybe he wanted you to lead him to me so he could steal something maybe.
He could've been-

Peter: Using me? No, that's not true.

You: But what if it is?

Peter: Y/N?

You: Wow, I was so good at this that you still believe I care about you.

Peter: That's because you do.

You: I was using you.

Peter: No, you may be evil, but I know you care about me. You wanted me to join you. I'm not wrong. You care about me.

You: Jesus, did I leave that much of an imprint on you? Now you're just delusional.

Peter:🎶🎵Macavity, Macavity
Someone you should actually pity
Macavity, Macavity
Shouldn't be feared by the city
Because plot twist, he actually cares
Even if he isn't always there.

You:🎵🎶 Macavity, Macavity
An evil personality
And it doesn't matter where
But after a crime, he's no longer there

Peter: 🎶🎵Macavity, Macavity
More annoying than a cavity
Macavity, Macavity
The embodiment of tenacity
And yes I love a criminal
That is certainly true
Guess what, and this'll shock you a lot
But that criminal loves me too.

You: You're so persistent, stop it I don't care about you.

Peter: Fine then kill me. If you didn't care about me or my well-being, I would've been dead a month ago.

You:...Motherfucker.

Peter: Did you just say a nasty word?! *gasp*

You: That joke doesn't work with me.

Tony: Let's not forget this guy is still a criminal.

You: Yeah but like, you kind of need me.

Tony: How so?

You: I've been avoiding you guys for a month straight and I'e been commiting crimes everyday-

Tony: This isn't helping your case.

You: I'm just saying that I could be useful. And I may not be completely trustworthy considering what I've been doing these past few weeks, BUT I do have information on 17 criminals that'll surely get me redeemed:
-Ultron is alive, he's currently rebuilding an army in Poland.
-Vulture broke out of prison with a dude named Scorpion.
-Quentin Beck is not dead.

And so you went on and on and shockingly enough, your trust was regained and you worked it out with Peter, only problem is you're still in this Jean Grey situation where your powers include a voice that calls out to you but Peter helps you through that tough ship.