Marvel x Male Reader (1/2)

Cheater-Part 2 (Tony Stark × Male Reader)

Peter: Do you HAVE to break up with him?

You: Were you not cheated on by a bitch named Gwen?

Peter: Fair point. And I have Wade now.

You: #spideypool.

Peter: #Spark

You: You know I don't go by Spellcaster anymore, right?

Peter: You don't?

You: Nope, I'm Magic Maestro.

Peter: The hell? That's so cringy.

You: Whatever you say, Spider-man.

Peter: Shots fired. So, what you gonna do now?

You:...imma...live my life? Look, I'm over him, I dint really care.

Peter: Maybe you're the one who didn't try in the relationship.

You: Peter.

Peter: Don't you dare.

Clint: What? Is Y/N gonna sing again?

And, deja-vù, everyone is surrounding you, except Tony, who's in his lab drinking.

You: Nope. I can't think of anything at the moment.

Peter: Rap Battle then.

You: That sounds ridiculous but ok.

Peter: He cheated once, no big deal.
But do you ever wonder how he feels?
You left him broken-hearted.
I made a great point and I just started.

You: I'm sorry, what?
That was entirely wrong, logically.
So let me teach you a lesson, Peter.
Allow me to tell you the tale chronologically.

One day, we kiss
We finally lock lips
Something I miss
And then we "bumped hips"

Then he ignored me
After he "explored" me
I mean, what the fuck?
Just explode me.

Peter: He lives a life of stress
Mentally, he's a mess
But you won't confess
That you helped him less
Than anyone in this room
And now he's on mushrooms?
You want me to blow you up?
Then guess what? BOOM.

You: Ok, you actually made a point.
But sorry to disappoint
Every single night he drank
His clothes and breath? They stank
I tried to communicate
But the only words he would emanate
Were: I'm tired goodnight.
And yet despite,
I stayed with him
But tried as I might
He betrayed me, he cheated
Our relationship? Completed
Pity him all you want
But he was such a cunt.

I tried to frolic
But you can't stop an alcoholic
From being selfish and careless
And you can't disprove this
The only interaction we had
Was when I sucked his penis.
And you know what?
I'll prove you wrong in Français (French)
All that he ever asked me was: Voulez-vous "dansé"? ( Do you want to "danse").
So yeah, I'm done
I ain't gonna run
Cause I'm right
Just see the light
I don't care if you're a spider
I'm pretty sure you're not blind.
Pun.

Peter: Ok, you win.

You: Thought so.

Clint: That was better than the first time.

Wade: In the sense of the song, but there is still not much detail here.

You: Can you just be a normal fictional character for once?

Wade: Can you?

You: Fair point.

Wade: Ok...I'm going to kill you for arguing with my petey-pie.

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