Marvel x Male Reader (1/2)

Midgardians (Loki × Male Reader)

Loki, the God of Mischief, joining the Avengers. Quite odd, isn't it?

Steve: I'm happy you joined the right side *extends hand*.

Loki: You Midgardians are so annoying.

You: I feel offended.

Loki: And who exactly are you? I don't recall meeting you.

You: How dare you! I am a God you dull creature. The Hades of Hamburgers, the Poseidon of Pizza, the Dionysus of Donuts, the Glaucus of Gummy Bears, the Hermes of Homosexuality-

Loki: I have had enough of your sarcasm.

You: Surprised it took such a relatively short amount of time to pester you.

Loki: Midgardians are so-

You: Annoying Yeah yada yada yada.

Tony: Why are we trusting him again?

Steve: Cause Thor wanted us to give him a chance.

You: Right Thor, it's always fun having conversations with him.

Loki: How so? I happen to find him very boring.

You: Well, his lack of knowledge of human society makes hilarious confusion show in him, I wonder how it'll be with you.

Loki: Unfortunately for you, I am a quick learner. Besides, I won't be having conversations with you.

You: *le gasp* I must away. I am therefore immediately leaving for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.

Loki: What?

You: Only Peter would get it.

Loki: Who?

You: "Intern" here.

Loki: Why the air quotes?

You: I don't know if I'm allowed to reveal this information to you, at least not yet. At least, I think there is a yet.

Loki: Then when will you be able to tell me?

You: I haven't a clue, but chances are it won't be here in this living room.

Loki: Then where would it be?

You: Dude, I do not know. Also, what happened to you not talking to me?

Loki: You are quite the distraction.

You: Why thank you.

Loki: Anyways, I'll be going to...where am I going to be going?

You: I don't know either. Ha, I know nothing.

Loki: That may as well be true.

You: You are impossible to please.

Loki: Then don't try.

You: Yeah, that's a fair point.

Steve: Oh Loki, I forgot to show you your room.

You: Oh wait, I know now, my powers of plot convenience have guided me to the knowledge of the location of your bedroom. Damnit, well, streak is over so it doesn't matter anyway.

Loki: What are you doing?

You: Talking to myself. Moving on, follow me and you will arrive to the enclosed area in which a rectangular object lined horizontally used for sleeping is inside.

Loki: You have issues.

You: Congrats, detective, you have finally solved the great case of my diagnosis.

Loki: You know, I don't entirely despise you right now.

You: And that, my acquaintance, is called progress.

Loki: Speaking of progress, can we progress to my room?

Steve: Jeez, what happened to your manners?

Loki: I'll tell you!

You: They went away after he felt betrayed by his father when he found out he was an adopted Frost Giant which, in turn, explained said "father's" bias towards Thor. I got your back, Lokes.

Loki: Do not call me that...thank you.

You: You're most certainly welcome.

Steve: That was...semi-polite.

You: Steve, with all due respect...shut it.

Steve: I'll be on my way, keep on being somewhat of a good influence, Y/N.

Loki: Y/N, what a beautiful name.

You: Was that a compliment? I am really rubbing off on you in a positive manner.

Loki: Are you usually this confusing?

You: I think I upped the ante a little with you.

Later:

Loki: Anyways, I'll be..heading...into my room. See you later.

You: Glad to know you don't hate me.

Loki: Trust me, it's more than that.

And for the first time...ever, Loki blushed.

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