Wade: It's 21K now. You are not very good at updating these.
As I was saying, since I hit 20K, time for me to do SadismIsALifestyle 's request.
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I changed a teeny part.
It was a normal day, until an Avenger turned into a toddler.
Tony: Hey everybody- what the fuck?! Why is there a child in here?!
Peter: Oh, that's Y/N. He poofed into a baby.
Steve: And we have no clue what to do.
Tony: I think I know what to do, though I'm not too eager about it.
Time skip brought to you by the multiverse:
*knock knock*
Stephen: Who's there?
Tony: It's Tony.
Stephen: Tony who?
Tony: Don't play games with me, wizard man, this is about your favourite Avenger.
Stephen opens the door.
Stephen: Y/N? What's wrong with him.
Tony: Here.
And he steps to the left to show a 5 year old you.
You: Hello, what's your name?
Stephen: Is that supposed to be his child?
Tony: Nope. It's him.
Stephen: I'm Strange.
You: That's for me to decide. I asked for your name.
Stephen: He's lost his memory as well?
You: You really are strange.
Tony: We were hoping you could find out why. I was hoping it was some sort of weird science thing but it's clearly magic. So my question is...how?
Time skip:
Stephen: There seems to he something wrong with the universe itself.
Tony: Is he ever going to turn back into a grown man?
Stephen: I have no clue.
Tony: Yes!
Stephen: Why are you celebrating? This is tragic. Poor L/N, he was the only one of you with common sense.
Tony: Because that means I can finally have a kid.
Stephen: What about your ward? Spider-man?
Tony: He's 15, this little guy's fine.
You: I'm not little, I'm a big boy.
Tony: Yes you are.
Stephen: I seriously hope he beats you up for this.
Time skip brought to you by Tony skipping:
Peter: So?
Tony: I'm adopting him.
Clint: That's really funny, Tony; cause that's what I'm gonna do. Not adopt him, though. But he's mine.
Nat: This little guy is coming with me.
Bruce: Come on, guys. I'm clearly more fit to be a parent.
Thor: When you're angry, you turn into a gigantic, murderous beast. I am clearly the most responsible one.
Tony: You are a neanderthal.
Steve: Guys, GUYS. That's enough. What is wrong with all of you? This little child was our teammate not too long ago. We need to figure out how to bring him back to his adult form.
Tony: You're right.
Steve: But until then, he's staying with me.
And so they argued and argued until they realised that little Y/N was gone.
Tony: Wait a minute, where is Underoos?
Time skip brought to you by Tom Holland's abs:
*knock knock*
May: Peter! How was your day?
Peter: Great, I have a new brother.
He then proceeds to lift you up like Simba.
May: What the hell?
Peter: This is Y/N, the avenger. He turned into a child and we're keeping him or else I'll die. On the plus side, he kind of looks like Anakin Skywalker.
May: Enough of your Star Trek references. But fine, we can keep him.
Peter: YES!!! Though it is weird that I had a crush on him.
As Peter, carries you to his bedroom, you remember what he said earlier and immediately scold him for calling you a child.
The next day:
Peter: *yawn* WHERE IS MY BABY BROTHER?!
And he immediately puts his Spider-man suit on and heads to Avengers Tower.
Time skip brought to you by spiderman, spiderman, who does whatever a spider can:
Peter: Haha, very funny, guys.
Tony: I would ask what you're talking about, but you better give me my kid back.
Clint: Or they'll be hell to pay.
Peter: What're you talking about? I thought you had him.
Nat: You LOST the kid?!
Peter: I didn't lose him. I literally locked the door and window. There's no way he escaped unless he magically disappeared.
Tony: The wizard doctor did say there was something wrong with the universe.
