My Boyfriend's a Nightmare

Noah's Story

"I-I believe we do," Noah shook as he sipped on his tea, Wednesday looking at him intently.

"So, how did you come to discover my niece?"

"Oh, well... it's kind of a weird story..."

"I am weird, you think this is the strangest thing I've heard?"

"No, not really."

"Alright then, tell me."

"I was hiding out in the abandoned English classroom in the basement from my dad when I ran into Carrie. She was... different... from other people I met. We became friends, I escaped from the school, and now I'm in front of you Miss...."

"Addams..."

"Miss Addams... Miss Addams..." Noah recalled Wednesday's name, "YOU'RE WEDNESDAY ADDAMS!"

"Welcome to my life," Carrie groaned as Noah looked at her, his jaw hitting the floor.

"N-No... way..."

"Mr.Krueger," Wednesday raised her eyebrow at him, "as much as I do love a fan, I have a few questions about you before I can allow you to stay in our home for the time being."

"Oh... um... yeah, sure..." Noah grinned, he couldn't believe what was going on. The Addams family had inspired him to go his own direction with his life.

"Alright, so explain to me what exactly your story is."

"What do you mean? I told you it, ma'am."

"No, what lead you to hide out in the basement of a public school?"

"Oh..." Noah looked down at the ground, "I-I don't like to talk about it much, but... my dad kind of is hunting me down. I was born and raised to fulfill my father's legacy, but when I was supposed to kill my first person... I couldn't get myself to do it...

He didn't like me much after that. He said I was weak, worthless, and one day we got into a fight," Noah paused as he teared up, "he said... I'd never been his son in the first place, I was his mistake. So, I ran away, but he vowed to kill me, so I've been running and hiding for a few years from him. That's why I'm here, so I can escape, at least for a little bit."

"Well, Noah," Wednesday sipped on her tea, "it seems you are a lot like Carrie, always hiding out and both left in despair right now. You'd make a very suitable match for my little vampire bat if I do say so myself."

"WHAT?! NO! I-IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!" Noah looked at Carrie, who was choking down her tea. He looked at Wednesday, smiling as she turned to Carrie, then back to Noah.

"It doesn't seem like that to me, but what can I tell? I'm just an outsider looking in. If I didn't know any better, I would've thought you were her new man."

"New man?!"

"Didn't she tell you, she broke up with her boyfriend before she came down to see you."

"Y-You did?" Noah looked at Carrie as she looked away nervously. She set down her empty cup and looked at Wednesday.

"I'm going to my room."

"Carrie, wait!" Noah watched as Carrie left the room, Wednesday setting her manicured hand on his shoulder.

"Give her time, ladies need it sometimes." Noah looked up at Wednesday.

"A-Alright,"

"Well, I must go now," Wednesday smiled as she began to leave the parlor, "but let me just say something to you, the universe makes people meet in strange ways. Her room is on the second floor at the far left end of the hall if you want to speak to her."

"T-Thank you, Miss Addams," Noah watched as she almost seemed to drift out of the room.

"Please, call me Wednesday."