Agent 4: Agents, to the Splatmobile!
Agent 3: For the last time, we're not calling it the Splatmobile!
Agent 4: For the last time, yes we are!
Agent 3: *annoyed sigh* Why are you so insistent on this?
Agent 4: Um...ain't it obvious? We found a car, we made it work, we're using it to do our job as agents, of course we should call it the Splatmobile.
Agent 3: We don't need to call it anything, Four. Let's just get going.
Agent 4: *sigh* Fine. But I'm still calling it the Splatmobile.
Agent 3: Please don't.
...
Agent 4: Y'know what? Let's let Eight decide. *faces the Octoling boy* Eight, should we call our ride the Splatmobile or no?
Agent 8: Um... *looks between Three and Four and back again* ...sure? I guess...
3/4: Nooo.../Aw yeah!
Agent 4: *smiles* You're the best, Eight. Now let's go find that Zapfish! ...in the Splatmobile! *runs to said vehicle*
Agent 8: What did I agree to again...?
Agent 3: I don't even know. *sighs and makes his way to the vehicle, Eight not far behind*
(And now for a pic of a LEGO Batmobile, which this short was inspired by)
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Squidbeak Splatoon: Agent Random
RandomAbsolute randomness involving my three agents. Various scenarios and very likely to be total cringe but what the heck, here I go. Edit: I'm taking requests now! See the part called "Request Page" for details. Edit (2): The book is full, so I can't t...
