(Three and Four are in the chat.)
holycarpitsagent4: TERRY
holycarpitsagent4: ARE YOU IN HERE
Agent 3's Cape: Yeah. What's with the caps?
holycarpitsagent4: Had to get your attention somehow.
Agent 3's Cape: What do you want?
holycarpitsagent4: 1V1 ME BRO
Agent 3's Cape: ...when, what mode, and what stage?
holycarpitsagent4: uhhhhhhhhhh
holycarpitsagent4: i dunno
Agent 3's Cape: You can't challenge someone to a 1v1 and be unprepared.
holycarpitsagent4: I didn't think you'd say yes.
holycarpitsagent4: Give me a moment...
Agent 3's Cape: Take your time.
holycarpitsagent4: Hm...Turf War at Starfish Mainstage sound good?
Agent 3's Cape: That's fine.
holycarpitsagent4: What time is good for you?
Agent 3's Cape: Around 2.
holycarpitsagent4: Okay, cool. Meet you then at the private battle lobby.
Agent 3's Cape: Alright. Can't wait to mop the floor with you.
holycarpitsagent4: We'll see about that, friendo.
(Three ended up winning the battle, but it was pretty close.)
***
(Three and Four are in the chat.)
holycarpitsagent4: Anyone here?
Agent 3's Cape: I am.
Agent 3's Cape: Aren't you on a mission right now?
holycarpitsagent4: Yeah, but I'm taking five. Don't worry, Marie said I could.
Agent 3's Cape: Oh. How's it going?
holycarpitsagent4: Pretty well. Splatting dudes, being splatted, occasionally falling off platforms, the usual.
Agent 2: Sure, "occasionally." Let's go with that.
holycarpitsagent4: ...Shut up, Marie.
Webmaster: Agent 2 has left the chat
holycarpitsagent4: ...
holycarpitsagent4: She didn't have to diss me like that... :(
Agent 3's Cape: You're not the only one on the receiving end of her teasing, you know.
holycarpitsagent4: Really?
Agent 3's Cape: Yep. Remember those stories I told about my adventure in Octo Valley?
holycarpitsagent4: Yeah. ...how did you ever handle the queen of snark?
Agent 3's Cape: ...you learn to live with it.
Agent 3's Cape: Just know that she'll never have any malicious intent behind her words.
holycarpitsagent4: Honestly...I know she cares. I guess snarky remarks are just her way of showing it.
Agent 3's Cape: Could be.
holycarpitsagent4: I gotta go. Marie's giving me a 'get back to work' kinda look.
Agent 3's Cape: Good luck on the rest of your mission. Stay fresh.
holycarpitsagent4: See you later!
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Squidbeak Splatoon: Agent Random
De TodoAbsolute randomness involving my three agents. Various scenarios and very likely to be total cringe but what the heck, here I go. Edit: I'm taking requests now! See the part called "Request Page" for details. Edit (2): The book is full, so I can't t...
