(In which Agent 3 and Agent 4 join Marina's Chat Room for the first time.)
Webmaster: Agent8_Kamabo has joined the chat
Agent8_Kamabo: Did you guys make it in yet?
Webmaster: Agent 3 has joined the chat
Agent 3: Yes, I'm in.
Agent8_Kamabo: Yes! Now we wait for one more.
Agent8_Kamabo: Any moment now.Webmaster: holycarpitsagent4 has joined the chat
holycarpitsagent4: What is up my dudes?
Agent8_Kamabo: Hi! Glad you found the chat!
holycarpitsagent4: :D
Agent 3: ...of course you'd make a username like that.
holycarpitsagent4: Shut up, my username is awesome.
Agent 3: Whatever.
holycarpitsagent4: So...what are we gonna talk about anyway?
Agent 3: I'm sure this chat room is meant for discussing agent business and such. It's a way of communication between us.
holycarpitsagent4: Lighten up a little...it wouldn't splat you, y'know.
Agent8_Kamabo: You guys, please...
Agent8_Kamabo: And yes, the chat can be used for more than just agent talk. Just don't go too off-topic, alright?holycarpitsagent4: Okie dokie!
Agent 3: Alright.
(No one types anything for awhile.)
Agent8_Kamabo: You guys okay?
Agent 3: Yes. I was just thinking.
Agent8_Kamabo: About what?
Agent 3: You. You've only been here for like six months and you already learned so much about our society and everything else. Honestly, it's kind of hard to believe that you didn't live in Inkopolis your whole life. And you picked up on everything so quickly.
Agent8_Kamabo: I have all of you to thank for that. You're all amazing teachers.
holycarpitsagent4: No, dude. It's all you. We were all just guiding you.
Agent8_Kamabo: And I'm very gratefulful for that. Thank you both so much. Well, I gotta go. Bye!
Webmaster: Agent8_Kamabo has left the chat
holycarpitsagent4: ...what did we do to deserve him?
Agent 3: I have no idea.
holycarpitsagent4: I should get going too.
Agent 3: Same. Stay fresh.
holycarpitsagent4: See ya!
Webmaster: Agent 3 has left the chat
Webmaster: holycarpitsagent4 has left the chat

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Squidbeak Splatoon: Agent Random
RandomAbsolute randomness involving my three agents. Various scenarios and very likely to be total cringe but what the heck, here I go. Edit: I'm taking requests now! See the part called "Request Page" for details. Edit (2): The book is full, so I can't t...