[Moar quotes with the agent trio. Guest starring Marie (Agent 2) of the Squid Sisters, and Pearl of Off the Hook.
Good lord, it's been forever since I last did this.
Note: Quotes may not be entirely accurate since I'm going off of memory. Also, they may or may not be slightly modified for context.]
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(Splatoon 1/2 final boss be like...)
DJ Octavio: Are you ready to f*DJ noises* die?!
Agent 3/Agent 4: I'm a bad b*ch, you can't kill me!
(Octo Expansion pre-final boss and final boss be like...)
Sanitized Agent 3/Commander Tartar: Are you ready to f*pixel noises* die?!
Agent 8: I'm a bad b*oomi*, you can't kill me!
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Agent 8 being sassy: Commander Tartar is a b*oomi*. B-I-...T-C...H.
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(When Agent 8 gets splatted during the escape phases)
Pearl: Agent 8? Agent 8?! ...Oh my f*woomy* cod, he f*woomy* dead-
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Marie: I'm tired of this fake a-- school with these fake a-- people.
Agent 3 walking by: Hey.
Marie: Hey. ...B*woomy*.
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Agent 8: *standing outside near a police car*
Agent 4: Kazuki, is that the police?! I'm calling the weed!
Pearl: 420, whatchu smokin'?
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Agent 3: *shoots a gun indoors*
Agent 4: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T F*woomy* LOVE YOU!
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(Agent 8 toward all those he's come to cherish)
Agent 8: Hey! I think you're really cool! I like you a lot! Maybe we can hang out or something...
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Marie: Y'all ugly! *snaps and disappears in a puff of smoke*
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Agent 4: ...It is Wednesday, my dudes.
... *screams in woomy*
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(When Four spooks Three)
Agent 3: *sreams in ngyes* ...I could've dropped my croissant!
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(And just one more...)
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And that's it for the sequel of vines/quotes!
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Squidbeak Splatoon: Agent Random
RandomAbsolute randomness involving my three agents. Various scenarios and very likely to be total cringe but what the heck, here I go. Edit: I'm taking requests now! See the part called "Request Page" for details. Edit (2): The book is full, so I can't t...
