How Agent 3 became Agent 3, told in the dumbest way I could think of.
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(Terrance follows a stranger down a manhole. Why? Who knows.)
Cap'n Cuttlefish: THE OCTARIANS ARE COMING! D:
Terrance: ...
Cuttlefish: Oh hi. The Great Zapfish was stolen by the Octarians. Would you mind helping me get it back?
Terrance: I-
Cuttlefish: Good! You're now Agent 3, wear this gear.
Agent 3 (Terrance): Hey, I never said y-
Cuttlefish: Oh, and here's the Hero Shot. Now go forth and splat, Agent 3!
Agent 3: My name is Terr-
Cuttlefish: Doesn't matter. Now go!
Agent 3: ... *in his mind* (wtf just happened)
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And that's basically how Terrance became Agent 3.

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