Absolute randomness involving my three agents. Various scenarios and very likely to be total cringe but what the heck, here I go.
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[The following dialogue is from vines from the internet, so credit goes to the vines in which they came from. Note: Quotes may be inaccurate and/or slightly modified for the agents.]
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Agent 4: Back at it again at Crusty Sean's! *backflips thrice, accidentally kicking a sign in the process*
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Agent 3: 🎵I wanna see my octo boy🎵
Agent 4: *holding 8's octo form* 🎵There he is🎵
Agent 3: 🎵I wanna see my octo boy🎵
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Agent 4: Don't f*woomy* with me! I have the power of cod andanime on my side! REEEEEEEEEE!
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Agent 8: Terrance, is that a weed?!
Agent 3: No, it's a crayon-
Agent 8: I'm calling the police! *dials 911 on the microwave*
Agent 4: *coming out the microwave* 911, what's your emergency?
*cue Illuminati theme*
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Agent 8: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!
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Agent 4: This is how I enter my house! *enters house* WHAT'S UP, F*woomy*!
Agent 3: Why do you have my phone?
Agent 4: F*woomy* YOU THAT'S WHY!
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Agent 8: *opens door to 3's room*
Agent 3: GET THE F*ngyes* OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!
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Agent 8: 🎵A potato flew around my room before you came...🎵
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Agent 8: *holds out a soda can* Hey, you want some?