Vines/Quotes with the Agents

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[The following dialogue is from vines from the internet, so credit goes to the vines in which they came from.
Note: Quotes may be inaccurate and/or slightly modified for the agents.]

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Agent 4: Back at it again at Crusty Sean's! *backflips thrice, accidentally kicking a sign in the process*

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Agent 3: 🎵I wanna see my octo boy🎵

Agent 4: *holding 8's octo form* 🎵There he is🎵

Agent 3: 🎵I wanna see my octo boy🎵

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Agent 4: Don't f*woomy* with me! I have the power of cod and anime on my side! REEEEEEEEEE!

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Agent 8: Terrance, is that a weed?!

Agent 3: No, it's a crayon-

Agent 8: I'm calling the police! *dials 911 on the microwave*

Agent 4: *coming out the microwave* 911, what's your emergency?

*cue Illuminati theme*

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Agent 8: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!

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Agent 4: This is how I enter my house! *enters house* WHAT'S UP, F*woomy*!

Agent 3: Why do you have my phone?

Agent 4: F*woomy* YOU THAT'S WHY!

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Agent 8: *opens door to 3's room*

Agent 3: GET THE F*ngyes* OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!

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Agent 8: 🎵A potato flew around my room before you came...🎵

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Agent 8: *holds out a soda can* Hey, you want some?

Agent 4: *takes it* ...This b*woomy* empty! YEET! *yeets the empty can*

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Agent 8: *watching 3 do something cool* Oh my cod...oh my cod, he on some X games-

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Agent 3: *banging pots together* I ain't get no sleep cause of y'all! Y'all ain't gonna get no sleep cause of me!

(Too lazy to type the whole thing lol-)

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When Agent 3 isn't home...

Agent 4: *plays the trombone*

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Agent 4: *plays the trombone*

Agent 8: *rhythmically bangs oven lid*

(Gacha Life doesn't have a trombone so...)

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And that's it for this installment. These were fun to do. I can picture my agents doing these (lol). Well, bye for now.

Stay fresh!

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