Absolute randomness involving my three agents. Various scenarios and very likely to be total cringe but what the heck, here I go.
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(Scenario: Agent 4 and Agent 8 are hanging out. Seeing as he still has a lot to learn about culture and such, Four takes it upon herself to teach him something new.)
Agent 4: *looks at Eight*
Agent 8: *notices* Hm?
Agent 4: *contemplating* ...
Agent 8: Do you need something?
Agent 4: Well...you're still new to everything, right? Maybe not everything but still.
Agent 8: I'm relatively new, yes. Why?
Agent 4: I was just thinking that you should know more about some culture and stuff. Specifically internet culture. But not the weird kind, the normal kind.
Agent 8: What's the difference?
Agent 4: You don't wanna know. Anyway... *claps her hands once* I've decided that I'm gonna teach you something.
Agent 8: Hm...and what would that be?
Agent 4: Nothing complicated, I assure you. It's simple, actually.
Agent 8: *thinks about it* ...alright. Show me what you wish to show me.
Agent 4: Okay! So, the first thing you do is...
-one lesson later-
Agent 4: *smile* Booyah! Now you're a master.
Agent 8: I don't see how this will help me in any way, but I suppose it's rather funny.
Agent 4: Fair enough. *gasp* I have an idea.
Agent 8: What?
Agent 4: Let's go find Three and show him what I taught you.
Agent 8: *small chuckle* Okay.
(So the two go in search of Agent 3. They find him at the local park just chillin' by himself. They jog up to him and Four tries to get his attention.)
Agent 4: Three! Yo, Three!
Agent 3: Hm? *glances over his shoulder* Oh. Hello Eight, Four. *turns to face them fully* How are you?
Agent 8: We're doing well. You?
Agent 3: Doin' alright. What brings you here?
Agent 4: Well, I taught Eight something new and I wanted to show you what we did.
Agent 3: *slightly apprehensive* ...what'd you teach him.
Agent 4: We'll show you. C'mon Eight, we'll do it together.
Agent 8: Ready when you are.
Agent: *nod* On three. One...two...three!
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Agent 3: ...
Agent 4: Whaddya think?
Agent 3: *face palm* Seriously? That's what you taught him?
Agent 4: Yes, yes it is.
Agent 3: ...why?
Agent 4: Because he should know stuff like this. This is essential knowledge, y'know.
Agent 3: It really isn't.
Agent 4: Says you.
Agent 3: Says everyone.
Agent 4: ...you're no fun.
Agent 3: I'm only saying that you've doomed him.
Agent 4: No I haven't! *looks at Eight* Wanna go show the others?
Agent 8: *follows Four as she heads toward the entrance to Octo Canyon*
