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Webmaster: Agent8_octoboi has joined the chatholycarpitsagent4: Hi guys! What's up?
Agent8_octoboi: Nothing much. You?
Agent 3's Cape: Same.
holycarpitsagent4: ...So I was talking with Sheldon earlier today.
Agent8_octoboi: About...?
holycarpitsagent4: Weapons.
Agent8_octoboi: Ooh! Did he tell you about the schematics of some of them?
holycarpitsagent4: Of course he did, he's Sheldon. Course I didn't know what he was going on about...
holycarpitsagent4: Also I swear, you and him are peas in a pod when it comes to tech talk.Agent8_octoboi: That's a good thing, right?
Agent 3's Cape: Coming from her, I think that's a nice way of saying y'all are nerds.
holycarpitsagent4: Terry! That's not what I meant!
Agent 3's Cape: I know. Just messing with you.
holycarpitsagent4: Why do you do this to me?
holycarpitsagent4: :(
holycarpitsagent4: But yes, it's a good thing.Agent8_octoboi: You okay, Junie?
Agent 3's Cape: Don't worry, Kazuki. We mess with each other like this all the time.
holycarpitsagent4: Yep. And I'm fine, Kiki.
Agent8_octoboi: "Kiki"?
holycarpitsagent4: Your new nickname. Not so much a fan of "Zuzu" anymore to be honest. Anyway, back to what I was saying.
holycarpitsagent4: ...
holycarpitsagent4: I forgot the point I was gonna make. Hate when that happens.Agent 3's Cape: I know what you mean. It's the worst.
Agent8_octoboi: Sorry about derailing the conversation.
holycarpitsagent4: Nah, don't worry about it. You're fine. Oh! By the way, I'm attempting to make chocolate chip cookies for the first time. I'm following a list of steps I found online.
Agent8_octoboi: Ooh, that's exciting.
holycarpitsagent4: I know! ...brb
Agent8_octoboi: ...
Agent8_octoboi: Hello?Agent 3's Cape: Checking on the cookies if I had to guess.
holycarpitsagent4: I'm back. And you're right, I was. They're fine, thankfully. I'll bring y'all some if they turn out decent. I'll see you guys later...I should keep an eye on the cookies.
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Agent 3's Cape: Kazuki, meet me at Octo Valley.
Agent8_octoboi: Hm...you think anything will come of it?
Agent 3's Cape: Won't know until we look.
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Squidbeak Splatoon: Agent Random
RandomAbsolute randomness involving my three agents. Various scenarios and very likely to be total cringe but what the heck, here I go. Edit: I'm taking requests now! See the part called "Request Page" for details. Edit (2): The book is full, so I can't t...