*Evan and Jeff having a chill talk while texting*Evan: *Sends this photo*
Jeff: You have a problem.Evan: Thats my soulmate.
Jeff: ......
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Evan: *Shows the same picture to Vincent*
Vincent: ????
Evan: Thats how I greet my friends.
Vincent: *Chokes On water*
Evan: Thats What it sounds like, when I'm coming up the toilet to greet them.