This was a little bit inspired by Slenderverse_Stories with their eating more healthy headcanon. Also, a little bit of what happened recently to me.
Firebrand: *Makes a salad, then starts to eat it*
Scriniarii: *Walks in* When did you start eating healthy?
Firebrand: ........
Scriniarii: ...........
Firebrand: Really.
Scriniarii: What?
Firebrand: Did you seriously just notice that I've been eating more healthy?
Scriniarii: ...........
Firebrand: Bruh.
