Just stole an entire packet of cookies XDDD

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So I bet some of you are thinking....

WTF IS UP WITH THE WEIRD CHAPTER TITLES?!?! HOW ARE THEY RELEVANT TO THE STORY?!?!

I would just liek you all to know they are weird because when it comes to titles I have about as much imagination as the person who called their newsagents 'newsagents'. Or the corner shop in harrow 'harrow corner shop'. 

Bless you and your little hearts. 

And yeah I have noticed most of the spelling mistakes such as 'liek' but to be honest being spelt that way suits the word much better :P

The next day I had been allowed to go home, and now I was kinda wishing the kept me in for longer. Shani and I had locked ourselves in the bathroom to prevent my mum from fussing over me any longer.

"So your telling me Miku is like, some pyromancer shit?"

"Yeah but fire bender sounds way cooler."

"Agreed." We both fell into fits of giggles. Except we're not that lady like so I was laughing like a suffocating horse and Shani shook the entire infrastructure with her laughter.

I cut my 'giggles' of shortly as the movement hurt my sides. Thanks to wolf healing abilities, and lots of penicillin, most of the pain had subsided however notice the 'most'.

My mother seemed to be hovering about the hall way just incase I needed her or something. I've told her I'm fine a gazillion times but she seems to think my thought process is damaged aswell. I've never spent this much time in the bathroom. There's a lot you don't notice about bathrooms. 

Such as this window here is a way cooler way of exiting the building. You didn't have to jump straight out but instead just sit above one of the lower sticking out window things. The jump from there would be relatively easy. If it weren't for these burns.

I let out a sigh and Shani seemed to catch on. Damn wolf hearing.

"Dude it's okay. The burns won't last forever. In fact, by tomorrow you should hopefully be able to move around freely."

I nodded but didn't look her in the eyes. 

It's at moments like these, where you can barely move without causing significant pain, that you realise how much basic things, like wiping your butt mean to you.

Not that I can't wipe my own butt. God. 

Shani's phone buzzed and I looked up. She frowned a little bit before her thumbs moved in a flurry replying to whoever it was.

She sighed again and put her phone into her back pocket. Then decided against it and in her jacket pocket as she was sitting on the edge of the bath. I looked her in the eyes, giving her one of those looks that only a few people fully understand.

No it wasn't tell me who that was. See I told you only a few people can understand. 

Who the hell are you eveen talking to? Jesus christ I can't believe I'm stuck with-

Shutup wolfie gal. I'm talking to someone other than you.

News just in, Aine now has more than one voice conversing with her in her head. Is this a result of the incident or was she born stupid? Yup you've always been stupid.

Okay that's real mature. Fuck off.

As I was saying, what I was telling Shani was 'you don't have to tell me anything but I would liek to know if you are okay'. 

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