Love is Evil

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Saros stands in front of his head henchmen, who all sit in a circle in the conference room, with a white sheet displayed on the wall.

 Saros stands in front of his head henchmen, who all sit in a circle in the conference room, with a white sheet displayed on the wall

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A projector on the ceiling lights up the fabric, showing the detailed PowerPoint the villain made of his latest plan...

"Okay, you worthless worms!" The dark-haired male presses a button on the remote held in his hand to switch over to the next slide, which holds an image of him getting his ass kicked from the latest battle with his archenemy.

"Today, Herald pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to have him put down." He presses the button again before slapping the tip of a metal pointer at the graph that appears.

"The benefits of killing him would be that I'd get pushed way less." He slides his pointer antenna into its black handle with a smile.

"Now, Y/N will be around for your donations."

The woman waves at the crew with a smile on her lips. The men scoff and stand only for the door to slam shut with the snap of Saros' fingers. All their faces pale as they slowly turn to face the villain who closes his eyes and smiles a terrifying smile.

"I do believe I asked for donations."

Y/N jumps onto the table with her hands formed into a gun, freaking out the men.

"Give us yer pennies! This is a stick up!"

Saros places a hand over his heart, proud of how his horribleness has rubbed off onto his former prisoner.

"You're doing great, honey!"

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