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Stories Used:
_____________________________•Favorite Doll
•The Three Bears
•Criminally Insane
•Music of Angels
•Mr. NormalThis has been my favorite video since middle school. Never fails to make me smile to this day.
~I Hope You Enjoy~
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Author's POV:
______________________________All was quiet throughout the house, Max standing in the kitchen just... staring at the wall, standing inches from it, his eyes wide, almost crazed, as he lost himself in his head, but then, the kids came in, shouting.
"Max, we're thirsty!" Exclaim Seth and Benson while poking their heads through the doorway. The living doll cracks his neck, spinning around to face the boys with his signature, cheery, sharp-toothed grin and a delighted gleam in his ringed eyes.
"Well, I should hope so! You kids have been playing outside for the past nine hours!"
"Yeah," the boys mutter in unison, both looking down with pouts on their lips. There is a moment of silence before Max has an idea.
"How would you kids like a delicious, chocolately glass of Circletine?!"
"CIRCLETINE!!!!!!" Screeching like a banshee, Seth reaches over to an empty glass on the kitchen counter before chucking it at a cabinet with all his might, shattering the glass and sending it all over the floor. Max disregards this, as they are having fun, and fun time means play now, clean later.
"Get the milk and vinegar!" he orders, pointing to the fridge. Sliding over on his socks, Benson throws open the fridge and snatches the milk before busting open a cabinet to get the vinegar. The bear-man slams the shit on the counter as Max manifests a container of yummy Circletine along with two fresh cups. The boys watch with sparkles in their eyes as the doll spills the powder all over the table, not caring that a majority didn't even make it into the glasses. Just then, Mr. Normal walks in after a long day of work, smile on his face and a pep in his step as he greets the others.
"Hey gang!" Seth spins his neck in the man's direction and screeches yet again, very overstimulated.
"CIRCLETINE!!!!!!" Stealing the container from the dapper gentleman's hands, the white-haired male launches the Circletine at the door, which Normal quickly shuts before vamoosing.
"Mix it together, kids!" Max claps excitedly, while the boys continue screaming as they throw a mixer at the table, accomplishing nothing. "It's ready!" Both Seth and Benson peek their heads over the table, staring at the mess they made with wide grins to match their exited eyes. Max looks down at the boys with a wider, more inhuman smile as he says, "Go tell, Dennis." Seth rushes out of the room and peers around the corner into the living room, spotting Dennis sleeping peacefully on the couch. Not for long.
"CIRCLETINE!" Dennis screams lowly, awakening only to explode moments later, the blood splattering across Seth's face, which bears a sadistic expression.
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The scene then pans over to Y/N and Erik, who sit at a piano in the room, and having watched the whole endeavor, the musician plays the keys as Y/N sings the Circletine theme.
"Ba da da! Ba da da! Circletine!"
YOU ARE READING
Comedic Gold
HumorSo, basically... Any character from any of my stories... but memes. Are they funny? Maybe, maybe not. Goofy and a little bit chaotic? Definitely.