Author's POV:
Music blares from the inside of The Inferno, nearly drowning out the words shared between the two figures sitting at the bar, who both watch as strippers dance upon the tables. Both Nick and Y/N's best friend, Barbra, converse their most interesting stories while getting hammered on as much liquor as they can stomach. As the bartender prepares another margarita for the young lady, Nick drunkenly rambles on about his latest sex encounter with a woman.
"So, I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties." As the man gestures to his toned, bare chest, Barbra can't help but burst out laughing while leaning forward on the barstool and clapping her hands. The woman's face burns bright red, for she lacks oxygen due to the hysteric laughter. A small yelp escapes her lips as she falls forward onto the ground, but that doesn't stop her from continuing to laugh loudly like a hyena whilst rolling side to side on her back.
"This bitch for real said 'barbecue sauce on my titties'. Sweet Jesus, where have you been all my life?" She says between giggles before full blown laughing again. Nick himself releases a wheezing laugh while leaning over the bar and slamming his fist against the counter.
"Th-Then she said," he breaks from the story to lean his head backwards and laugh, nearly falling onto the floor himself. He couldn't even bring himself to continue the story as Barbra struggles to climb back onto her seat. Meanwhile, Y/N and Phil can't help but stare at the two from afar as they sip on their own drinks at their booth in the far corner of the room. Both shake their heads in disapproval.
"What a bunch of weirdos."
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Comedic Gold
ComédieSo, basically... Any character from any of my stories... but memes. Are they funny? Maybe, maybe not. Goofy and a little bit chaotic? Definitely.
