Understand that, though this book is just for funnies, it might contain spoilers or characters from unread chapters. Not all will, but some might. Figured you like to know before reading. That is all.
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Author's POV:
Pounding hooves come to a stop in front of a red stoplight. Two figures sit, mounted on the backs of two, massive, horse-like creatures with black fur that holds a green tint. Y/N's fingers and Phil's claws entangle in the beasts' seaweed locks as they wait patiently for the light to turn green. From the distance, a red convertible approaches with music blasting from the speakers. As the speeding vehicle grows closer, the song becomes clearer.
The vehicle squeals to a stop, revealing the driver as Phil's younger brother, Nick. He sits on the white, leather seat with an arm wrapped around the shoulders of a blonde woman dressed only in a pink bikini. Sitting in the back seat are two of his club singers, who each have a half-naked woman seated on their lap. Y/N and Phil exchange looks as the volume of the radio is turned down, and Nick turns his head to face the two before lowering his black-tinted sunglasses. A sharp tooth grin stretches across his lips as he stares the two right in the eye.
"It's Brittany, bitch." The light turns green, and the incubi filling the car release excited howls as Nick slams his foot on the gas peddle. Tires screech as the vehicle takes off, leaving the other two in the dust as they drive into the sunset. Y/N turns to Phil with a brow raised.
"What the fuck was that?" Her demon companion gives a soft sigh before tugging on the kelpie's hair to usher it forward.
