Comedic Gold

The Dream Demon

Author's POV:

Bill lets out obnoxious snores while sleeping on top of the hotel bed, his long limbs sprawled out across the entire mattress.

"Bill, shut up! Why are you always so loud?" Y/N shouts from the bathroom, waking the demon up from his slumber.

"Oh, sorry. I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich." He grins knowing that struck a chord with his human "slave". She sticks her head out of the bathroom, looking about ready to kill the yellow-eyed creature. Tangled within her messy hair is bits of trash that the said demon had poured over her head earlier while she wasn't looking. Needless to say, she's in no mood for his sass.

"Go back to sleep and starve."

"Try me, bish." That was it, she snaps. Y/N whips her sandal off her foot and charges at the demon. Before he could even react, she landed on his stomach, grabbed his waist and rolled the both of them off the bed and onto the floor. She didn't care about the awkward position she put them in, she was just concerned on beating the s*** out of him with her shoe. All the while, he laughs like a maniac before flipping her onto her back and taking away the shoe.

"Hey!" She reaches to grab it only for his hand to push down her chest, while the other holds the shoe away. Her expression falls flat as she looks where he dared to put his hand, and, when he realized it too,

he knew he was dead.

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"I'm telling you, Mabel, I saw the werecat right by this-" Dipper is abruptly caught off by a scream coming from above, directing both twins to look up. They yelp and jump back before the lanky figure could fall flat on their face where they once stood. Bill raises his head with a groan, looking dazed as he spits out a tooth that cracked when his face hit the concrete. Completely lost, the twins gaze up to the window the demon was thrown out of and find Y/N looking out of it with a furious look on her bright red face.

"Walk it off!"