Comedic Gold

Delinquents

Author's POV:

All was silent throughout the classroom as Ethan and Liam sat quietly in their desk, not bothering to terrorize any of the other students for once, whilst their teacher, Mr. Cletch, worked on grading papers. Randomly, his eyebrow twitched in annoyance as he gazed up at the two delinquents. With his glasses gleaming menacingly in the sunlight, the man accusingly points a finger in their direction, capturing the two's attention.

"Hey, quiet!" He shouts loud enough to send Y/N rocketing out of her seat nervously. She was seated between the two, so she thought that she had gotten in trouble again, since he had not called out any names. Ethan reaches over and grabs ahold of the poor girl's trembling wrist before gently tugging her to sit back in her seat. The two boys then exchange annoyed looks before moving their glare towards the teachers desk. Seemed it was only a warning, for he had gone back to his papers.

The next day, Y/N was sitting in her desk, the two boys she sat between, sleeping with their heads down. Having finished all her homework for that class, she decided to get a head start on her history assignment. She was no nuisance. She stayed quiet and worked diligently as Mr. Cletch wandered down the rows, keeping an eye on his students work until he came up behind the young girl. Y/N screams nearly having a heart attack when a hand slams down in front of her on top of her open textbook.

"It's too loud!" The noise jolted the two boys awake as Y/N slid out of her chair, face pale, and fell to the floor. While she cried, curled up in a ball, the teacher continues on like nothing had happened. Ethan and Liam both grit their teeth with murderous glares in their eyes before going to comfort their goody-two-shoes friend on the floor.

Finally, Friday came, and the weekend was upon them. They'd finally get a break from this ridiculous class. Feeling a nudge on her shoulder, Y/N looks over to Ethan, who didn't look her way, but waved a piece of paper at his hip for her to take. Before taking it, she looks over to the teacher, who was walking around the class again. Hiding the note under the desk, she unfolds the paper and reads it silently to herself.

'If he fucks with you today, he's gonna have to catch these hands.'

Shaking her head, she picks up her pencil and writes a reply underneath the threat before folding the paper again. Trying her best to be secretive, she passes the note back to Ethan only for a foot to kick the paper right out of the girl's hand without mercy, sending it flying across the classroom.

"SHHHHHHHH!" Y/N quickly withdrew her throbbing hand with wide eyes after being struck by Mr. Cletch's powerful kick, while Ethan abruptly stood from his seat and slammed both his hands on the desk.

"That's it!" Like a tiger, he strikes, pouncing onto the older man's back before wailing on him with his fists, while Liam cheers him on in the background.

"That's right, Ethan! Beat his crusty ass!" As the scene unfolds, all Y/N could do was sink down in her seat with her hands on her head, while she stares widely at the tussling duo.

'What the fuck is wrong with this school?!'