Me: *sits in corner rocking back and forth*
England: What is wrong with her?! She's been like this for three days!
Spain: *walks up to me and starts poking my face*
Me: *whispers* Conflicting ships...
France: *pops out of nowhere* SHIP THEM ALL!! *rainbows appear from behind him*
Me: *stands up abruptly, knocking over Spain* YOU'RE RIGHT!! I'll ship Usuk AND Fruk!
England: What are you talking about?
France: Ohonhonhonhonhon
Me: Usuk=England x America-
France: Fruk=France x England
England: I HATE BOTH OF THEM!! *turns to France* And how do you know about this, Frog?!
America: *breaks through window* Someone said my name. You guys were talking about how great I was, weren't you?
Everyone except America: -_-
Romano: *storms up to Spain, cussing in Italian*
Me: I ship it!
Austria and Hungary: *walk in at the same time*
Me: I ship it!
Prussia: *walks in and notices Canada* (Canada was here?)
Me: *notices Canada. Looks between him and Prussia* I SHIP IT!!
Japan: *walks in* Does this involve yaoi?
Greece: *appears a few minutes later*
Me: I SHIP IT!!
Germany and Italy: *walk in holding hands*
Me: *starts flailing* I SHIP IT SOOOO MUCH!!!
Everyone except Germany: Everyone ships it. It's practically cannon.
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Randomtalia
FanfictionRandom stuff with Hetalia. I don't own Hetalia (sadly) but I do own...whatever this is. BTW I make these when I'm bored so, they may be stupid. Has the foul language. You've been warned peeps. If you wanna read, there's a sequel to this. Can ya gues...
