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England: I got your nose~
ChibiAmerica: *giggling*
France: *breaks down door* LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A NOSE!!

Desmond the moon bear~
Kumajiro: How did I get here?
THE END

Prussia: Hey, look at my dog.
Germany: That's a nice-Oh there's no dog there.
Germany: AAAAAAAAHHHH
Prussia: AAAAAAAAAHHHH

Canada: Aw, look at the puppy.
Prussia: Don't get to close, honey. He's got a knife.
Germany's Dog: What? No I don't...

Hungary: How do you like my new shoes?
Austria: You are a chair, darling. You don't have feet.
Hungary: I CAN DREAM, HAROLD.

England: Now don't touch that cactus, son.
America: *sticks to cactus*
England: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

Spain: You know who's gay?
Spain: Us. *marries Romano*

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