Texting

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This is how I imagine the countries texting each other.

Germany: Italy, MY PLACE. NOW.
Italy: ^w^
Germany: what?! You're never excited about training.
Italy: ...
Germany: What?
Italy: ve i cant
Germany: Why not?
Italy: i lost my phone
Germany: Get over here.

America: DUDE I JUST SAW THE AWESOMEST THING
England:
America: DUDE TALK TO ME
England: No.
America: ?!
England: I will no longer acknowledge you, until you use correct grammar and stop texting in ALL CAPS.
America: BUT BUT WHY
England:
America: CMON BRO
England: ...I am not your "bro"

I refuse to use France in this one, because we all know the only thing he'd do is sext.

Prussia: I am so gr8
Canada: howd u get my #
Prussia: ...cause...im awesome?
Canada: bruh stop stalking me
Prussia: but im awesome & i <3 u
Canada: im blocking u
Prussia: WAIT!!
Canada: ?
Prussia: im so lonely :(
Canada: ???
Prussia: ur cute
Canada: why do u have 2 b the 1 that notices me

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