Tomato Bastard

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What if one day Romano was insulting Germany, and by a slip of tongue, called him Tomato Bastard?

Romano: You no good cazzo! I can't stand you! You fucking Tamato-I MEAN POTATO BASTARD!!! *blushing*
Germany: *looking confused and exasperated*
Italy: *inching closer to Germany*
Spain: *In Tamaki Corner, with a look of betrayal*

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