Canada's Spare Time

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Yes, yes, I know. I JUST posted how I probably won't make any more of these. But this is one I've been wanting to post for awhile. Enjoy, cause it may be the last. Unless I change my fucking mind. I do that a lot.

Canada: *sitting in his room alone* (shame on any of you who are thinking perverted things...I would too.)
Canada: *says in a nearly perfect America voice* Oh, DUDE, I'm a hero! I ruin people's lives! I'm a di**head! WHOO!
Canada: oh, bonjour! I'm France, I'm gonna rape people in their sleep. OHONHONHONHON
Canada: Pasta, this. Pasta, that. Motherclucking pasta EVERWHERE
Canada: Ja, I'm Germany. I'm gay, and I don't know how to deal with it! (#CronaMoment)
Canada: ...♥️Prussia♥️
Canada: ...
Kumajiro: Who are you?
Canada: IM MAPLEFUCKING CANADA

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