Germany: *walks through the forest. There's a tree in the way*
Tree: this tree doesn't look very big. Maybe it can be cut down.
Germany: *shrugs at takes out machete*
Tree: NO! Use your pokèmon, potato bastard. (Romano the tree)
Germany: ???
Japan: I think I understand....*Japan uses cut*
Germany: *walks forward*
-a wild China appeared-
China: Aru Aru
Germany: Go, Italy! ...W-wait no! Not Italy! Gott, we're so screwed.
-Italy uses surrender-
-It wasn't very affective...-
-Italy faints-
Italy: Pasta....
China: Aru?
Germany: I choose you, Japan!
-Japan uses cut-
-it was super effective!-
-China faints-
Germany: *looks through backpack* Pokè-repellent..?
-uses pokè-repellent-
China: ARU?! It's England's scones! STAY AWAY FROM ME
America: EWW
England: wankers.
YOU ARE READING
Randomtalia
FanficRandom stuff with Hetalia. I don't own Hetalia (sadly) but I do own...whatever this is. BTW I make these when I'm bored so, they may be stupid. Has the foul language. You've been warned peeps. If you wanna read, there's a sequel to this. Can ya gues...
