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Sooooo coooolllldddd. Shshshshshshshsh (the noise I make when it's cold) eww. Goosebumps are weird.
I don't do enough skits. I shall fix this! When I think of something...
Hmmmmmm
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Greece at War.
Greece is fighting Italy, because. Stuff.
Greece: GO, MY ARMY!! Make me proud!!
*shit load of cats race past Greece*
Meow, meow, meow, MRRRREOW!
Italy: No! I can't fight the kittahs! Doitsu, Doitsu, help me! Ow-my face! No! Kitty, I love you...
Germany: *shows up with army of dogs* MWAHAHAHA Greece! Your cat don't stand a chance against dogs! Don't mess with mein Italy.
Meow meow meow MEOW BISH.
Germany: No...There's too...many..*drowns in sea of cats* 0.0
Italy: ve~ *drowns in sea of cats* -.-
Germany's dogs: *run away* 0.o
Greece: *drowns in sea of cats* :)

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