Countries desperately trying to get attention from their love. Because I ship these.
Japan and Greece
Greece: *sleeping* (duh)
Japan: Greece...
No Answer
Japan: GREECE
Nope. Nothing.
Japan: Greece. Do you like my sexy kitty costume? *points at self and swings cat tail* (I'll leave the outfit to your imagination)
Greece: *wakes with a start. Stares at Japan and starts to drool*
Japan: Meow.Prussia and Canada
Prussia: I am awesome.
Canada: ...
Prussia: I'm so sexy.
Canada: *trying to be heard*
Prussia: Like, I'm so amazing, it's amazing.
Canada: ...you're okay.
Prussia: *looks at him* d-did you just agree with me? *about to cry with joy*
Canada: not quite-
Prussia: YOU DID! I think I love you. I mean your just so brilliant...
Canada: Canada Powers activate! *fades away*
Prussia: COME BACK!! I LOVE YOU!!America and England
England: *drunk* America...I-I've been wanting...to tell you something...*slurs*
America: hm?
England: I...I've been in love with...you?-yeah, you...for like...three days...*really, really drunk*
America: that's nice *not paying attention*
England: If you..go homa wit ma...r-right now. I'll give you...those pig-burgers you like...*SO DRUNK*
America: *looks at him* you mean...hamburgers?
England: *nods* ya...
America: Let's go.
England: where...? *passes out*Romano and Spain
Spain: Romano, I love you.
Romano: Shut up, bastardo.
Spain: *gives him a tomato*
Romano: *takes tomato* this changes nothing *eats tomato*
Spain: ...
Romano: don't you dare.
Spain: *reaches toward Romano*
Romano: DON'T!! I BEG YOU!!
Spain: *touches curl*
Romano: I...HAT-......Chigigi...
Spain: *smirks*
Romano: ha...te....yu....chigigiGermany and Italy
Germany: TRAINING. WORK. BLAH, BLAH.
Italy: ve~
Germany: PAY ATTENTION.
Italy: pasta...
Germany: ...*tugs curl*
Italy: VE!!
Germany: he usually shuts up by now...
Italy: ...ah...eh...ve...
Germany: ???
Italy: MAKE LOVE TO ME!!
Germany: Italy...no...STAY AWAY FROM ME..!!!...yeah...
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Randomtalia
FanfictionRandom stuff with Hetalia. I don't own Hetalia (sadly) but I do own...whatever this is. BTW I make these when I'm bored so, they may be stupid. Has the foul language. You've been warned peeps. If you wanna read, there's a sequel to this. Can ya gues...