Spokesman: Today, on Animal Hoarding. Heracles Kapusi.
Greece: *HISSS* Stay way! *hugs OVER NINE THOUSAND cats* My cats!
Cats: Meow.
Spokesman: Take them away.
People: *rush in and attempt to take Greece's cats*
Greece: ATTTAAAAAACCCKKK!!
Cats: *swarm and attack those who oppose*
Spokesman: RETREAT!!
Spokesman and People: *retreat*
Greece: *grabs random cat. Puts cat on his lap and pets it evilly* Yes, run. I will be waiting.
This is my theory on why Greece hasn't had his cats taken away, or been charged for hoarding animals.
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Randomtalia
FanfictionRandom stuff with Hetalia. I don't own Hetalia (sadly) but I do own...whatever this is. BTW I make these when I'm bored so, they may be stupid. Has the foul language. You've been warned peeps. If you wanna read, there's a sequel to this. Can ya gues...
