No Homo Bro

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      Peter snickered quietly to himself, sending a meme to Harley.  They had become closer over the past year, bonding over memes and their love for Tony.  Naturally, this resulted in them making memes of Tony.  More accurately, memes of Tony and Stephen.  

      The memes varied from reaction memes and moodboards to even Tiktoks.  Anything you could think of, they had thought of it already.  Their Instagram account,    iron_strange_is_gay_bro, has over 200k followers.  Their Tiktok account, supremefam3000, has about 45k followers.  No one knew exactly who they were, but everyone thought they were Tony's and Stephen's kids.  They were fond of that title.  

     Tony and Stephen had no idea these accounts existed.  That was a good thing, because Peter and Harley would be grounded for months.  Despite the fact that they would actually ground them, both men insisted that they weren't their parents.  They were in MAJOR denial.  

     Tony and Stephen had been dating for almost a year.  Peter smiled, thinking of all the spectacular memories.  Tony scolding Harley and Peter.  Stephen scolding Tony.  Pepper scolding both of them after their first big fight.  Harley blowing up the lab twenty times.  Tony blowing up the lab forty-two times.  Peter scaring Tony half to death at 3 am.  It had easily been the best year of their lives.   

     Tony had just come home from a long day of meetings, and was getting ready for his date with Stephen.  He was trusting Peter and Harley to not burn the house down while they were gone.  (It had already happened once, luckily Stephen was able to fix it)  

     "Don't eat everything in the fridge or we'll leave you to rot in a dumpster.  Love you, bye!"  Tony shouted as the portal closed behind him and Stephen.

     "I feel like they don't trust us enough.  We can handle ourselves."  Harley said, rolling his eyes with a fond smile.  

     "We've literally burned the house down before.  Also, they trust me.  Just not you."  Peter fired back.  

     "Yeah, right.  Who was the one that chugged sixty-nine cans of Redbull and started screaming 'MORTALS FEAR ME!'  in the middle of the night?"  

     "In my defense, Shuri made me do it.  She said it was for research purposes."  Peter defended.  

      The rest of the night they sat down and binged Netflix.  "DEteCtIVe!"  They mocked the main character of the show, Lucifer.  

      "Oh my God!  Kiss already!"  Harley yelled at the screen, motioning towards the characters Chloe and Lucifer.  Tony and Stephen walked in, holding hands.  

      "Watching that show again?  Isn't it your tenth time rewatching it?"  Stephen questioned.  

      "Twelfth, actually."  Peter corrected.  Tony and Stephen grinned at each other.  Peter paused the show.  "You guys are acting weird.  More lovey-dovey than usual."  Peter pointed out.  

      Tony and Stephen made eye contact once agian, both grinning like complete idiots.  "Tell us!"  Harley begged.  

     Tony waved his hand in front of their faces.   They stared at the ring for a few moments in utter shock.  "YOU'RE ENGAGED!"  They both hollered, jumping up and down.  

     "Yep.  This asshole finally got up the courage to ask."  Tony nudged Stephen.   Harley took a picture of Tony's hand, immediately posting it on Peter's and his Instagram, with the caption 'No homo bro'.



A/n:  I'm back bitchessss.  School sucks, but what else is new?  I have made some friends, so it's not so bad.  I'm really, really sorry for not updating in forever.  I'm not in the best place rn.  Hopefully I'll be able to update more frequently.  Thanks for supporting me and my writing!  I love you all!  (Also I can't wait for Lucifer season 5.  I NEED it.)     

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