Invader Zim One Shots

Dib x (Fem)Irken Reader

(Requested by FWPlancencia :3) (Y/N) Your Name. (L/N) Last Name.

Zim and Dib are in high skool now. They're in the 12th grade and Gaz is in 11th. Over the past six years with Zim being stuck on Earth, he came to finally get the realization that his leaders, the Tallests have lied to him about his mission.

Zim was devastated about it at first, but he eventually got over it and thought it wasn't worth trying to get a hold of them, anymore. What's sad is, he was possibly their most loyal Irken they've ever had and they shunned him after supposedly messing up the first Operation Impending Doom, making him no longer be an invader and banishing him to a fast food planet, Foodcourtia. Where he was forced to work as a fry cook under the supervision of the boss, Sizz-Lorr.

Though unbeknown to the Tallests, there were quite a few Irken soldiers that still respected Zim behind their backs. Especially one chubby little Irken. Invader Skoodge. Though Zim treats him the way Cartman treats Butters, the friendship is still fairly good. But they haven't seen each other since Zim left to Earth with Gir. Except for that one time Zim was sent to a military planet and saw Skoodge was there, too.

And since Zim's been stuck on Earth, not only did he get accustomed to it... but it affected him in certain ways. Now he ages and grows like a human does. He's about five in a half feet tall now, so he's as tall as Dib is.

Right now, they're both sitting in their history class. Their teacher is Mr. Visa. He says, "Alright class. We're gonna be having a quiz tomorrow over South Korea. Be sure to study for it because the test is Thursday..." and so on.

Dib and Zim were now okay with one another. They get along better than they did since Zim's been stuck there for a long time and has grown to be immune to human food and all. Even water doesn't hurt him, anymore. Also, Zim dates Gaz. It took time for Dib to get used to it, but then he realized Zim wasn't hurting her, so he was okay with their romantic relationship.

Mr. Visa says, "Oh, by the way class.... we're gonna have a new student joining us today. She's from Minnesota. She..." The door opens and in comes a teenage girl. That's you. Mr. Visa says, "And there she is." You have (hair color) hair, (eye color) eyes, a backpack on your back, a black Korn shirt, dark blue skinny jeans, black and white sneakers, etc.

You face the class and Mr. Visa says, "Class. This is our new student from Minnesota. Her name is (Y/N) (L/N). She'll be joining us for the rest of the year. Miss. (L/N). Is there anything you'd like to say about yourself?"

Dib looks up and sees you and he's about to lose it. He thinks to himself, "Wow. That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. So that's the new girl, huh? She can sit next to me.~" He sighs and smiles as he sees you.

You say, "Hi. I'm (Y/N). I am from Minnesota as Mr... Visa?" Mr. Visa says, "That's correct, dear." You say, "As Mr. Visa says. I'm pretty good to get along with once you get to know me. I like mostly rock music and rap music from the mid 90s to the 2000s. I like to paint. And... so on." Mr. Visa says, "Thank you, Miss. (L/N). Have a seat anywhere you'd like."

You see a green guy with black hair and blue eyes and you think to yourself, "Wait... I feel like I've seen him, before. Could it be... Zim? Invader Zim? No. It can't. The head shape and green skin is all too familiar though." Zim raises a brow at you.

You see Dib and you smile. Dib smiles at you. You walk over and you sit in between him and Zim. You hear this, "Hey." You look over at a boy with glasses, raven hair with a pointy scythe shape at the top, black jacket, blue shirt with a ghost on it, black pants, etc. You smile and you say, "Hi." He says, "I'm Dib Membrane." You smile and you say, "You're dressed pretty cool."

He sighs and says, "Truth be told... I'm not so cool. Not in skool, I'm not." You say, "Hey man. Don't sweat it. I wasn't back in Minnesota, either." Zim says, "Hey Dib. You still having that party at your house Saturday night?"

Dib says, "Yeah, Zim. I am." You whisper, "Zim?" You look over. Zim looks at you and says, "What?" You look at the green guy and you say, "That name sounds familiar. Zim." He says, "What? Have you heard of me before or what?" You say, "Well, there was this Irke... ahem... guy back in my old hometown with the same name. But the poor guy was... kicked out of a club for messing up some sort of mission."

Zim turns away and mumbles, "Sounds like she was about to say Irken. Like she knows something about my kind. Well... what was my kind. Fools turned on me." You look at Dib and you say, "Cool. So you and Zim over here are throwing a party? That's awesome. Hope you guys have a blast."

You turn away. He says, "(Y/N)." You face Dib and you say, "Yeah, Dib?" He says, "Hey. If you'd like, you can come too. Well, that is..." He leans in and whispers, "if you're okay with drinking." You smirk and you say, "Sure, dude. I'm down." He grins and says, "Nice." Zim looks at Dib and says, "What did you say to her?"

Dib leans over and whispers, "I'm inviting (Y/N) to the party. She's down with drinking with us. We'll have Gaz, Gretchen, Melvin... Anyone that didn't get a chance with the so called 'in crowd.' It'll be our time." You say, "That would be nice. I could never fit in, either."

He whispers, "I can give you some booze. A friend of ours is buying. She's twenty three years old. Her name's Zoe Schmack." You smile and you say, "Cool." You talk to Zim and Dib the rest of the time until the bell rings and you leave for lunch.

(To be conDIBued...)