Invader Zim One Shots

Zim x Tallest Irken Princess Reader pt. 3

A day later, you and Zim are out. You're both in your human disguises. Gir's in his dog suit. As for Visa, you gave her a dalmatian disguise to make her blend in as a normal Earth dog. She's even walking like one would.

You can't be happier though. You've made it to Earth so you can be with Zim. You're walking down the sidewalk and you say, "Let's see. You've already got your robot parents. Hmm..." He looks up at you and he says, "What is it, my princess?"

You say, "I guess I'll be going as... your aunt. We'll go with that. Or... Your nanny. Someone who cleans your house for you." He smiles and says, "Or my tall wife whenever we're anywhere else but skool." You smile and you say, "We'll do that. Your nanny when you're at skool." Zim says, "Just a little heads up, princess (Y/N). I do have an arch enemy who stands in my way."

You say, "Oh? And who is it I wonder?" He says, "His name is Dib Membrane. If you see a human boy with a big head, black pointy hair like a scythe, black jacket.. that's him. For your safety, ma lady... stay in your human disguise when he's around." He grabs your hand and he says, "My princess.~" You smile and you say, "Awe.~"

You and Zim go walking around. You see two guys walking by and they stop as they look at you. They smirk and one of the guys mumbles, "Holy shit, dude. Look at HER.~" The other says, "She's hot.~" They bump fists and they walk off. You raise a brow.

Zim says, "Just ignore them. A bunch of stink filth of humans is what they are. I can't wait for the day I annihilate this planet." You smile and you say, "I look forward to seeing that. No rush, sweetie." You stroke his face and he blushes. You giggle and you say, "Come on."

You guys suddenly hear this, "Where did you get her, Zim.~" Zim gasps and you both stop. He knew that voice from anywhere. You both turn around and you see a boy. He fit the description of what Zim was talking about. Zim says, "Dib!" You say, "Zim. Is this him?" Zim says, "Yes it is. Stay close." (Dib's around the age of sixteen to seventeen in this one shot. Just a heads up.)

Dib says, "Wow, Zim. You're protecting this woman from ME?" Zim says, "She'll have nothing to do with you, Dib stink. This lovely human unlike others sticks with me." Dib chuckles and says, "I followed you two. I know she's an alien, too." You gulp and you mumble, "Oh shit."

Dib looks up at you and he smiles and says, "What's your name?" You and Zim look at each other. He says, "Meh. Go ahead. You're the princess." Dib says, "Princess?!" You face Dib and you say, "That's right. I'm (Y/N). Princess of..." You see people walking by and you say, "Norway! Yes! Norway. Normal human me." You smile. Zim whispers, "I love you." You blush and you smile.

The people leave and you look at Dib saying, "Princess of Irk. Kneel before me, human!" He chuckles and you raise a brow saying, "What's so damn funny?" He gets out a pair of handcuffs and you say, "Well, I see this one's gonna be a kinky type one day." Zim can't help but stifle a laugh. You too.

Dib raises a brow and he says, "What? N-no. It's not like that... No, princess. These cuffs are specially designed to capture alien beings like yourself and Zim. But now... I've got my eyes on YOU.~" He grins. Zim says, "Run, princess!" You pick Zim up and you run. Gir and Visa follow you.

Dib runs after you guys yelling, "Bring her to me, Zim!" You and Zim run and you get behind a bush. You can hear Dib yelling, "I'll get you, Zim! Your alien princess, especially!" You peek out to see him running off. You sigh and you smile. You say, "This is the most fun I've ever had with anyone. Ever."

Zim says, "Really?" You look at him and you say, "My Irk. Yes. I'm glad I came to you." He smiles at you and you smile at him. You say, "Zim... when I saw you on the screen back on the Irken Armada... I knew I wanted you then. My desire lead me to you.~"

He grins and you say, "And you've got the grin I'd die for.~" He says, "Let's go home.~" You blush and you smile. He says, "Yes, princess... My base. The lair. I'll have Gir and Visa watch TV.~" You give him a loving look and you say, "I love you, Zim.~" You all get out of the bush.

You're walking behind Zim. Without him looking back, you suddenly get pulled back behind a tree and put in a potato sack. So does Visa. Zim says, "Yes, princess. As soon as we get back... I shall worship you in my own way.~" He sighs and smiles.

He gets back and he says, "Here we are, princess..." He doesn't hear you and realizes how quiet it's been. He says, "Princess (Y/N)?" He looks around. Gir says, "She's gone, master! Visa too!" Zim says, "Impossible, Gir. She was with us."

He gets to his couch and it lifts. He gets under it, getting down into his base with Gir following him. He sighs and says, "I guess she changed her mind." Gir says, "I don't think she did." Zim gets to his computer and he sits down. He gets his disguise off. But suddenly, his computer comes on and there's Dib.

Zim says, "Dib stink! What do you want?" Dib says, "Hello, Zim. Enjoying your time alone in your base?" Zim says, "I'm waiting for the princess to come back." Dib chuckles and Zim says, "What's so funny, stink boy?" Dib says, "Oh, Zim. You're so oblivious... I happen to have the princess with me. I took her. Her robot disguised as a dalmatian dog, too."

Zim's eyes widen and he says, "You what?!" Dib says, "That's right. Don't believe me? Take a look." He steps back and there you are. You're in your ordinary form and so is Visa. You're tied by your ankles and by a rope around you on a chair. Visa's in a cage. Gir yells, "Pretty robot lady! Nooo!"

Dib smirks and says, "Stole your girl, Zim. And I took her wrist band off of her, revealing her true alien form. The dog robot, too. I won't lie. For a space invader... (Y/N)'s a real keeper.~" He looks at you. You yell, "Zim! Help me!"

Zim says, "I'm coming, princess!" He gets up and Gir runs after him saying, "Wait! I wanna come too! Visaaaa!" Dib laughs and the screen shuts off. Zim gets up to the living room and says, "Come on, Gir. Let's get to the Dib filth's house." They get their disguises on and they head out.

(Yes. Dib's the villain in this one shot. Oh, and... Not over yet.)