Invader Zim One Shots

Baby Transform to Young Adult Dib x Babysitter Reader

(In this, Dib is an eighteen year old boy who's been turned into a baby from one of Zim's machines. It zaps Dib and turns him into a toddler. When Professor Membrane discovers this, he hires a babysitter, so he doesn't have to pin it off on Gaz to watch him while he's working in his lab.)

(Y/N) Your Name. (L/N) Last Name.

Zim and Dib are as usual, pitting against one another. Dib got into Zim's base, yet again. Zim has Dib in a levitating bubble and he says, "Now, human stink boy. You won't escape from me, this time. Because I've got a secret weapon to stop you from stopping me from destroying the Earth."

Dib says, "Oh? And that is?" Zim removes a cover from something and it reveals some kind of machine with a laser gun on it. He says, "The Youthinator!" Dib says, "The what?" Zim grins and says, "The Youthinator, Dib stink. This device will simply transform you into a drooling stinky baby, so you won't be a nuisance to me any longer. I've known about human babies for a while. Extremely helpless and drooling little things, they are." On the background Gir says, "Daww. But babies are so cute." Zim says, "Silence!"

Dib says, "Ha! I'd like to see you try and turn me into a baby, Zim!" Zim grins and says, "Sure, human pig smelly... Why not?" Zim turns the machine on and he aims the thing at Dib. Dib manages to move away while inside the bubble. He says, "Ha! Over here, Zim!" Zim chuckles and moves the machine around to face Dib.

After a battle, Zim manages to zap Dib with the Youthinator. It busts the bubble, but it manages to get Dib, too. Dib yelps a bit as he gets zapped. Zim laughs and says, "Don't mean to... burst your bubble, Dib! Ha ha! I made a funny." Dib starts to shrink down a few sizes, but his clothes stay the same size.

Everything stops and Zim chuckles. He says, "Let's see the Dib stink try and stop me, now." Something moves underneath Dib's clothes. Gir says, "Look, master! Dib's clothes are coming to life! Like a ghost!"

The lump under the clothes comes out and it's a small toddler. About the age of one. It's Dib. He was transformed into a baby. He looks around himself and in a high pitched voice he says, "What the?... Oh no! Y-you intergalactic freak! You've turned me into a baby!"

Zim laughs and says, "Yes. So I have. Now, you won't be a threat to my mission." Dib growls and says, "I'll get you for this, Zim! Turn me back into a man!" Zim laughs and says, "Awe. Is wittle Dibby gonna be sad?~" Dib instinctively lets out a little giggle and Gir says, "Awe. That's so adorable." Dib shakes his head and says, "What just happened?"

Zim says, "Now be gone with you, human worm baby. Literally a baby. I'll deal with you, later." Dib says, "I'll be back Zim. Just you wait!" He runs off. Gir giggles and says, "The baby's running! He's so cute!" Zim says, "Now he'll be no threat to my mission. Maybe slightly if a drooling toddler can try and stop me." He laughs. Gir laughs with him and then says, "I'm hungry."

(Time skip.)

Dib is running to his house. It takes him a little longer to get back because he's a baby, now and his footsteps are shorter. He makes it home and he jumps up a few times to try and reach the doorknob. He says, "Nyah... nyeh... dammit! I can't reach!" (XD Yes. A baby swore.)

He sees the doorbell and he jumps up a couple of times to try and press it. He manages the fifth jump and rings the bell. He says, "There." The door opens and there stands Gaz. She says, "Who's there?!" She hears this, "Gaz! Down here!"

Gaz says, "Huh?" She looks down to see a toddler. But the hair looks a lot like Dib's. She says, "What's a baby doing out by himself?" Dib says, "Gaz! It's me!" Gaz says, "Wait... Dib?" Dib says, "Yeah. Zim's machine turned me into a baby. Get dad." Gaz says, "Get in here, dingus." He runs in and she shuts the door.

He pants and he says, "Is he downstairs?" Gaz says, "As usual. Be lucky I'll go easy on you since you're a baby right now." She walks back to the couch and she picks up her Game Slave 4. She says, "Don't bug me." She plays her game.

Dib walks out of there and he heads down to the basement. Right downstairs, his and Gaz's dad Professor Membrane is working on something. Then he hears this, "Dad!" Prof. Membrane hears this and he turns around to see a small toddler. He says, "A baby? Hey... Looks a lot like Dib when he was... wait a minute. Son!"

He walks over and ducks down. Dib says, "Yeah, dad. It's me." Prof. Membrane says, "Son. Did you get into one of my machines, again?" Dib says, "No, dad. Zim turned me into a toddler. Now I can't fight back at him! Not at this height!"

Prof. Membrane says, "Son. You're a baby. I'm going to be elsewhere tomorrow. Gaz will be at skool. You can't go to skool, yourself. Not like this. Not as a toddler. I'm getting a babysitter for you." Dib says, "I don't need a babysitter, dad. I'm eighteen... Well, I was."

Prof. Membrane says, "There's not a lot you can reach at the moment, son. I'm calling friends of mine. They've got a daughter that can watch you until either I or Gaz get back home." Dib says, "Well... okay."

Prof. Membrane says, "Great! I'll give them a call. Go on upstairs, son. You and Gaz eat something." Dib says, "Okay, dad." Prof. Membrane gets back to doing what he's doing and Dib heads upstairs to eat something.

(Time skip.)

The next day, Gaz is getting ready to head out the door to go to skool. But not Dib. He's a baby right now. Prof. Membrane's gonna drive Gaz to skool and be somewhere himself. He says, "She'll be here any minute, now. Your babysitter, son."

There's a knock on the front door and Prof. Membrane says, "And there she is." He walks to the front door and opens it. There's a young woman standing there. That's you. Nineteen year old (Y/N) (L/N). Prof. Membrane says, "(Y/N). So glad you could be here. My son is in need of a babysitter. I'm taking my daughter to skool. Come in."

You smile and say, "I sure will. Oh, I just love babies." He says, "Ah, that's great." You see a teenage girl. You smile and you say, "Hi." Gaz says, "Hey." Prof. Membrane says, "That's my y... my oldest. Gazlene. Gaz for short. And here's the little guy... Dib." You look down and you smile.

Dib sees you and he gasps. He drops the toy he has in his hand. He whispers, "Cutie.~" You smile and you say, "Hi, Dib.~" He blushes and he smiles. You duck down and you say, "Come here. Let me see you.~"

He plays along and he giggles and walks to you. You smile and you say, "Awe. He likes me, already.~" You grab him and you hold him close. He clings to you. He looks up at Gaz and he smirks. She rolls her eyes mumbling, "Weirdo."

Prof. Membrane says, "I'd like to thank you for this, (Y/N). I'll be heading out now. Dib shouldn't be any trouble." You say, "I'm sure we'll be just fine." You stand up. You pick Dib up and you carry him. He sighs and smiles. He whispers, "Keep me company.~"

Prof. Membrane and Gaz head out. You're left with Dib, now. You look at him and you smile saying, "How about we watch some cartoons, huh cutie pie?~" He blushes and he smiles. He plays along and says, "Car... toons." You say, "That's right. Nice kid friendly cartoons just for you. I'll watch them with you.~"

You boop his nose and he blushes. He thinks to himself, "She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. Ooh, if only I can be back to my own age. I'd make her mine in an instant.~" He smiles. You walk to the couch and you sit him down.

You sit with him and you say, "I'll make your food after some cartoons, Dib. And I'll make you a nice little cake afterwards. Just for the wittle cutie.~" Dib both blushes and instinctively giggles out of being a baby.

You say, "Yes. That's right.~" You both watch cartoons. He thinks to himself, "Ooh, man. I want her to talk to me like that when I'm back to myself. That's hot.~" He smirks at the thought. He watches cartoons with you.

(To be conTODDLER...)