Invader Zim One Shots

Dib x (Fem)Irken Reader pt. 2

It's Friday. Tomorrow, Dib will have the party at his place. He told you that his dad Professor Membrane would be out with other scientists like himself, so it would just be him and Gaz at home. They would start the party and have a woman in her twenties bring booze to them.

Right now, you're at home from skool. Little does everyone know, though... you live alone. There's a reason. In fact, you have just now walked into the house. You make sure your blinds, curtains, etc. are all closed. You sigh and you say, "Good. I can get out of this."

You reach into your pocket and you pull out some kind of little remote control. You press a button and your human disguise starts to disappear. You're now a green female Irken with pinkish eyes, antennas with some swirl to it at the edges, a bit of eyelashes, a pak on your back that resembles Zim's, etc.

But what's different about you from all the other female Irkens like yourself is that you have plumper lips compared to them. That's one of the reasons you stood out. Normally, no Irken had visible lips.

You were a rare one. Other Irken soldiers would mock you or call you Lippy. That's why you got away and went to live on Earth for the last nine years of your life. You couldn't handle anymore of the taunting.

Even your leaders, the Tallests would make a mockery of you for having plump lips for an Irken. So truth be told, you've been on Earth longer than Zim. You were gonna find out about the Zim in your new skool, too.

The reason you've just moved there is because one girl back in Minnesota where your old base was, found out you're an alien and she tried to expose you. A mob started and you and your sir unit had to bail. Your sir unit is a female. Her name... Gypsy. She disguises herself as a chihuahua when you go in human form.

You sigh and you yell, "Gypsy!" You see a chihuahua come into the living room in front of you. The dog suddenly transforms into a sir unit and says, "Yes, master?" You say, "Make sure nobody comes in. The last thing I need right now are intruders. I've just dealt with some bitch human girl at skool named Jessica." She salutes you and says, "Yes, ma'am!" You say, "Thank  you."

You walk into your room and you get in your closet. A part of the floor takes you down like an elevator and takes you to your base. You walk to your computer and you sit at your chair. You look up Dib Membrane. You press enter on the screen and it shows his picture.

You smile and you sigh saying, "He is so cute. I've been on this planet long enough to fall for any human guy I want... Him especially. I'm going to that party and bringing Gypsy with me. I just need to tell cutie that I'm bringing my dog. Oblivious to the fact that I'm Irken and Gyspy's a sir unit. But I'll do anything to have a good time with Dib.... Anything at all.~" You blush and you smile, thinking about it.

(Time skip.)

The next day. Saturday. It's 5pm and you're over at Dib and Gaz's house. A friend of theirs in her twenties named Zoe Schmack is there too. She's the one who brought the booze to the party. She's over twenty one, so she got it.

The people who are there are you, Zim, Dib, Gaz, Zim's supposed dog Gir, Gretchen, Melvin, Keef, etc. Just about most of the teens who haven't had a chance with popularity in skool are there. You're all starting your own booze party. You're there and you've got Gypsy with you in her chihuahua disguise.

You're all sitting around in the living room about to play a game. Gaz says, "Alright. We're all going to play... truth or dare." Gretchen says, "Truth or dare? Isn't that for a bunch of eleven year olds?" Gaz says, "Oh come on, Gretchen. We're still young, aren't we?" Gretchen says, "Good point."

Zim says, "Besides, we never got a chance with anyone for a while now." He grabs Gaz's hand and says, "But... Heh heh. I fell for my former enemy's sister." Gaz smirks and says, "Let's just play, dip stick." He says, "I love a spitfire.~"

You all play. Gir giggles and says, "Ooh. Someone's gonna kiss.~" You say, "Your dog speaks, Zim?" He says, "Hey. Your gremlin spoke earlier, too." You say, "Ugh. Gremlin? Who are you calling a gremlin? That is clearly my ro... ahem. My chihuahua." Dib grabs your hand and you look at him. He smiles and you smile at him. Zim raise a brow in suspicion.

You all play and Zoe says, "Gaz." Gaz looks at her saying, "Yeah?" Zoe says, "Truth or dare?" Gaz says, "Dare." Melvin says, "Who says 'truth' anymore?" Zoe says, "Good point, Melvin. Gaz... I dare you and Zim to make out in front of all of us."

Zim blushes. Gir giggles. Gaz and Zim lean in. Gir comes over and pushes Zim closer to Gaz. They kiss. You all cheer. You take a photo. Gir says, "Zim and Gaz in loooove.~" He laughs a bit and moves away. Zim and Gaz pull apart.

Gaz says, "Keef. Truth or dare?" He says, "Uh... d-dare." He grins. Gaz says, "I dare you to..." She picks up a stuffed piggy toy and tosses it to him saying, "make out with that piggy." You all stifle a laugh. Keef says, "Um... o...kay?" He kisses the stuffed piggy plushie and you all laugh. Again, you snap a photo and you say, "This is so going in my memory book when I get home."

Keef puts the piggy down and says, "Um... okay. Let's see. Aha! (Y/N)!" You look at Keef. He says, "Truth... or dare?" You say, "Dare." He says, "I dare you to grab a new bottle of booze and drink it down. A lot of it." You say, "Psh. Okay." You get up and you walk into the kitchen.

You come back with a bottle of booze and you sit down. You open it and everyone watches. You say, "Bottom's up." You chug it and everyone chants, "Drink! Drink! Drink!..." It takes you less than twenty seconds to finish it and you set it down. They cheer. You sigh and you say, "Woo. Let's hope I'm not too shit faced after this."

Zoe says, "We're not snapping that because you're not twenty one yet." You look at Zoe and you say, "Zoe. Truth or dare?" She says, "You know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna stand out here. I'll go for truth."

You say, "Be honest here. Who would you fuck out of the two? Me... or Zim?" Zim raises a brow and says, "Eh?" The rest hold in a laugh. Zoe says, "Honestly... both of y'all." Gretchen says, "Really, Zoe?" Zoe says, "Fuck yeah. Both of them are hot. I can say that because they're both eighteen." Gaz says, "I'm not. Not yet."

You say, "I know that was a weird question, but I was just wondering." Zoe says, "And you got my honest answer. I'd go all Fifty Shades of Grey on you two." You all stifle a laugh. Zim leans in and whispers to Gaz, "I'd rather do that to YOU.~"

Gaz smirks and whispers, "Not if I push you around first, green boy.~" He smirks. You all play the rest of the time. You and Dib are feeling something for each other at that moment with you sitting very close to him.

(Not oGIR yet.)