Invader Zim One Shots

Gaz x (Fem)Reader pt. 3

The next day, you're back over at Gaz's place after skool. It's 5pm. You're in the kitchen. She's in the shower at the moment. You're eating some sour cream and onion chips and drinking a poop cola. (In the IZ world, soda is poop.)

You suddenly hear this, "Hello there, (Y/N).~" You recognize that voice belonging to Dib. You turn around and you say, "Oh. Hello, Dib. How are you, today?" He grins and says, "Good, good. Ahem, so... enjoying some snacks and refreshments?" You say, "Ya. I was a bit hungry."

He says, "That's alright, Miss. (L/N). Help yourself to anything you'd like." He grins. You say, "Danke." You turn around and you continue eating chips. You're completely unaware of Dib creepily watching you from behind. He lowers his eyes down to your butt and he smirks.

He thinks to himself, "Ooh, this pretty thing is mine. I'll get her to want me instead of my dearest little sis. I deserve more love.~" You look back and you say, "Did you want some chips, too?" He says, "No thanks." You nod and you eat them.

He says, "Hey, (Y/N)." You face Dib and you say, "Yeah, Dib?" He says, "Come here for a second." You say, "Um... okay." You walk over to him. He smiles and says, "I gotta say, you and my sister really have a thing going on. Congrats."

You smile and you say, "Oh. Danke. She's really something, ya. I fell in love with her the day I saw her at skool." He says, "Very nice. Proud of you. Though um... have you ever thought of a certain, ooh I don't know... brother of hers?" He grins.

You say, "W-what do you mean?" He looks at you and he chuckles. You raise a brow. Suddenly, his tone of voice and personality changes, quickly. He says, "Ooh yeah... You know what I'm getting to. Pretty little thing like you... has me thirsting over you.~" You back away as he approaches you. You say, "S-stop that. I mean it. I do not like guys as much."

He has a creepily lustful look on his face and he says, "But I like YOU. Come on, (Y/N). Gaz is upstairs showering. She won't have to see us. Just a taste of you. A kiss. Anything. Please? That's all I ask.~" He grabs you and pulls you close to himself. You gasp. He whispers, "Yeah... I'll take care of you, my sweet.~"

You smack him in the face and you yell, "Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein means nein, you dummkopf!" You storm off and you head upstairs yelling, "And take your meds!" You get into Gaz's room and you slam the door shut.

Gaz hears this from the bathroom after getting out of the shower. "What the fuck is going on out there? (Y/N) sounds a bit distressed. Better not be Dib." She angrily says. She dries off and she gets dressed in a green shirt with black sleeves with a picture of a nuclear teddy bear on it and black pajama pants. She heads out of the bathroom.

She walks to her bedroom door and she knocks saying, "(Y/N)?" You say, "G-Gaz?" Gaz says, "Yeah. It's me, sweetie. I'm coming in." She opens the door and walks inside. You see her and you run over to her. She shuts the door.

You hug her and she holds you close. You say, "Oh Gaz. Y-you were right about him. He tried to come onto me." She says, "I've warned you about him. I heard you yelling. Hey... I'm right here, now." You sigh and you smile saying, "That's good." You pull away and you say, "I'm lucky to have you, Gaz." You sigh and you hug her.

She says, "It's okay, (Y/N). If he touches you again, I won't hesitate to kick the shit out of him. I've beaten him before and I'll do it again. He touches you one more time." You say, "Awe.~" She says, "Trust me. I will. Wanna play the GS4? That'll get your mind off of what just happened moments ago." You smile and you say, "Okay." You and Gaz hang out.

(Time skip.)

You're back home. It's 10pm. You're on facebook and you're up in your room. You're messaging Gaz and talking back and fourth on facebook messenger. You smile as you talk with her. But then you get a message from Dib.

You say, "What the hell?" You have a bad feeling for what Dib messaged you. You say, "I know I won't like this." You click it and you see a message from him saying, "Why did you run from me? All I wanted was one kiss, (Y/N)?" You growl and you exit out of that.

You message Gaz and you say, "I think I may unfriend Dib." You send it to her. You get this from her, "What did he say to you?" "He messaged me just now. He asked why I ran and all he wanted was a kiss from me." "That Dib. I swear. You're okay though, right?" "Yeah. Thanks for asking." "(Y/N). I'll do anything for you, sweetie. You know that." "Awe. You're the sweetest." "Normally, that would ruin my image with someone saying I'm sweet, but much appreciated. <3" "<3 My heart to you, cutie."

You get another message from Dib and you sigh and say, "What now? At least he doesn't know where I live... I hope not." You click it and you see a message from him saying, "Stop ignoring me, (Y/N). Come over to our house. I can show you Zim. An alien that's landed on Earth seven years ago."

You suddenly message him saying, "Nice try, Dib. By Zim, you probably mean your dick, right?" You send it. You smirk and you chuckle. You get this from him, "Bitch." You sarcastically say, "Ooh, I'm so sad." You type, "Don't push it, Dib. I'll just have Gaz come to my house." You send it.

He says, "I'm out of college for another week. You can't avoid me, (Y/N). I'll find out where you live." "Like hell you will. Goodnight to you, sir." You send it and you exit out. You message Gaz saying, "Gaz. I'll need you to come to my house instead." "What's up? Is it Dib again?" "Yeah." "Okay. Just until he's back in college, I'll come there. For your safety." You smile.

(Not over yet... This is the third time I made Dib the villain in these one shots XD.)