Invader Zim One Shots

Baby Transform to Young Adult Dib x Babysitter Reader pt. 2

You and Dib are in the kitchen. There is now a highchair and Dib is sitting in it. You're making lunch for him. You're cooking something simple like mac and cheese and heating up chicken nuggets.

You've got a sippy cup full of juice for him. You bring it over and you give it to him. He takes it and he looks up at you. You smile down at him and you say, "Ooh, you're just so adorable, Dib.~" He smiles and whispers, "So are you, babe.~" You raise a brow. He says, "Oh. Ahem." He giggles and claps.

He takes a drink. You say, "You're so cute.~" You kiss him on the forehead and he gasps a bit. He blushes. He thinks to himself, "Those lips. So warm and soft. Ooh, if only they were pressed against my own. I want to be older, again. Just to have her to myself.~"

You say, "Now don't make a humongous mess mister, or you'll need to get a bath.~" He thinks to himself, "Ooh, man. I think I'm beginning to have a mommy kink now because of her. That's hot.~" 

The chicken nuggets get done and so does the mac and cheese. You give him the food and he eats it. You smile and you say, "Remember, pumpkin. No messes.~" He sighs and smiles. You turn away and Dib whispers, "I love you. Be mine, (Y/N).~" You wash some dishes. You look back at Dib and you say, "You like your food, little guy?" He smiles and nods. You smile and you say, "Good." You turn away.

Dib whispers, "I like you even more, babe. Oh, what I'd give to have you in my arms, mamacita.~" He smirks as an idea strikes him. He takes the mac and cheese and he dumps it on himself.

He says, "Uh oh!" You turn around and you say, "Dib? What happened? Are you alr... Oh you." He grins. You tsk and you say, "Looks like Mr. Dib Membrane IS getting a bath. Come on, silly boy." You get him out of his highchair and you pick him up.

He clings to you and he rests his head on you. You say, "Awe. You're such a little sweetie.~" He smiles and he peeks down into your shirt, staring at your breasts. He smirks and has half lidded eyes thinking to himself, "Ooh yeah.~"

You get upstairs and you get to the bathroom. You get in there and you set Dib down. You turn the bathwater faucets on and you ready a bath for the tot. You say, "Okay. Let's get you undressed and into the tub, big guy. And we'll get him cleaned up. Yes we will... That's right. We sure will.~" Dib is blushing and he whispers, "I want you.~"

You get his clothes off and you say, "Okay. Let's get you into the bathtub and get you all cleaned up.~" You pick him up and he thinks to himself, "My wish is to be the one to undress HER. Damn.~" He smirks at the thought.

You get him into the tub and you say, "There we go. A nice warm bath just for you, messy macaroni boy. Let's get you cleaned up." You grab a loofah sponge and you get soap on it. You say, "Okay. Can you stand up for me, Dib?" He stands.

You wash his arms, back, legs, stomach, butt, etc. You wash near his area and he smirks. He thinks of something and he says, "In! Get in!" You say, "You want me to join you in the tub?" He grins and he nods. He thinks to himself, "Yes! Becoming a toddler was the best thing to happen! For once, Zim... thank you."

You say, "Okay. I'll get in." Dib thinks to himself, "Yes. Yes. Yes. Please, baby? Get in with me.~" You're about to pull your shirt up, but your phone rings. You say, "Oh. Hold on, Dib. I gotta get this." You turn away and you grab your phone from the sink. You pick it up and you gasp and say, "It's Joseph. My boyfriend."

Dib's heart sinks at the word 'boyfriend.' He says, "B-boyfriend?" He looks up at you. You answer your phone and you say, "Hey, Joey.~" "Hey, babe. What's up? What are you up to? Come over." "Babe. I can't. I'm babysitting at the Membrane household." "Then I'll come over there." "Not today, Joey. I'm sorry. You can come over, tomorrow. I'm babysitting tomorrow, too."

Dib feels heartbroken now. He sits in the tub with a disappointed and sad look on his face. His lip quivers. You say, "Yeah. You can see me, then... bye." You hang up and you walk back to Dib saying, "Okay. Sorry about that, sweet pea. Now. Want me to come in?~"

He shakes his head for no and says, "Want out." You say, "You want out of the tub?" He nods for yes. You say, "Okay." You notice a different look on his face and you say, "Awe. What's wrong, Dib?~" You unplug the drain, letting the water go down and you get him out.

You dry him off and he just stands there saying and doing nothing. You say, "Hey. It's okay. Joey's a great guy. You'll like him." He suddenly looks at you and says, "No I won't!" You gasp and you say, "D-did you just... speak perfectly?" He looks away.

You sigh and you say, "Come on. Let's get some clothes on you." You pick him up. He's not saying anything at the moment. He's mad and sad that you're taken. You get clothes on him and you say, "How about we watch TV?" He says, "No. I don't want to." You say, "Y-you did it again! You spoke perfectly! How?!"

He looks at you and says, "(Y/N)... I'm not a toddler. I was turned into one. Not by my dad, either. By Zim!" You say, "Who's Zim?" He says, "He's a short green guy who's actually an..." You say, "Alien!" He says, "Wait... You know?"

You look at him and you say, "Dib... are you a grown man trapped in a toddler's body?" He says, "Yes. Well, I'm actually eighteen. I..." He sighs. You say, "What's wrong? I..." Then it dawns on you and you say, "Ooooh... I see."

He says, "(Y/N)... Just put me down. Please?" You sigh and you say, "Okay. I'll put you down." You put him down and he says, "I'll just find Mysterious Mysteries on TV." You say, "You watch that, too?" He looks at you and he nods. You say, "What if I watch it with you? Will that make you feel sightly better besides the fact that I'm taken?" He says, "I... I guess." You sigh.

He sits on the couch and you do too. He picks up the remote and turns the TV on. You both watch TV in silence. He sighs quietly. You look over at him. He says, "I'll be back down. Don't follow me." You say, "Okay. Take your time." You sit back and you face the TV.

He gets up from the couch and he walks off. He heads upstairs and he gets to his room. He gets in there and he shuts the door. He walks towards his bed and yells, "Dammit! Dammit! Why?!" Tears form in his eyes and he says, "I hate this! Why did this have to be?! Why, why why?!"

He sighs and says, "The... the girl I've fallen for... and she's taken. Taken!" He sits on the floor and he says, "I'm gonna be a baby for the rest of my life. I know it. I'll never have her to myself.... Damn you, Zim! Damn yooou!" He starts sobbing.

(Not over yet.)