(The two stars mean there will be a lemon.)
As you guys continue to party, you and Dib are sitting on the couch, talking. Melvin is passed out on the living room floor, drunk. Zim's drunk too, but not nearly as bad. Gaz is laying with him on the recliner chair.
Gretchen and Keef are both attempting to sing karaoke, but with terrible singing. Zoe's passed out in the bathroom near the toilet. Gir is just sleeping on the floor next to the recliner chair. Gypsy on the couch.
You look at Dib and you say, "Dib... Can I show you something? I don't think you'll see me the same, again." He says, "(Y/N). Whatever the big deal is, you can tell me." You get up and you say, "Come with me." You get up and so does Dib. You say, "Can we go in your room, so nobody else sees the real me?" He says, "The real you?" You say, "Yeah."
You both head upstairs and you get into his room. You say, "Close the door." He closes the door and faces you. He says, "(Y/N). Are you... an alien?" You say, "I won't lie... but yes." You get your remote control out and you press a button.
Your human form fades and you're in your true Irken form. You look at Dib. He says, "Wow." You say, "Shocking, right?" He says, "(Y/N). Zim's an alien, too." You say, "So that is Zim! Invader Zim. I remember him back on Irk. He destroyed our planet. That's why the Tallest banished him. I was mocked for my plump lips. Irkens aren't supposed to be seen with lips. Not even females."
You look at him and you say, "Are you put off by me, Dib? Alien or not, every girl has her insecurities." He puts his hand on your face and he says, "You're beautiful.~" You blush and you smile. He smiles back. You look at one another and he suddenly says, "You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. And the lips... very kissable. Just know that's normal here on Earth.~" You smile.
He leans in and he says, "(Y/N)... I like you. Really like you.~" You say, "I really like you too, Dib.~" You grab his hands. He has the lustful look and you have the same look. He says, "Have you ever...?"
You shake your head for no. He says, "Me, neither. I'm sure Zim and Gaz have done it at least four times already. I don't know. I don't wanna know THAT much about my sister's sex life. Those two are all over each other."
You say, "Dib.~" He looks at you and whispers, "(Y/N).~" He kisses you and you kiss him back. You wrap your arms around him and he holds you close. You lick his lips a bit and he opens his mouth. He sticks his tongue in your mouth and you moan into the kiss.
********(Lemon Warning.)********
Dib pulls away and you grip his jacket. You get it off of him and you let it fall to the floor. He's left in his blue shirt. You say, "I've never done this. Not even with my own kind, Dib. All I know is Irken males have genitalia. Females too. We have breasts and a vagina. Males have a penis."
He says, "It's the same with humans. Wanna find out for yourself? I'm curious to seeing how females from your planet... look naked.~" He smirks. You blush and you say, "As long as you show me you as well, sweetie.~"
He gets his shirt off and you look at his chest. He has a nicely toned chest. He's perfect. You move your eyes down on his stomach. You point and you say, "What's this? I've seen those, but Irkens don't have that." He says, "Oh that? A belly button. Or the real word for it is navel. All humans have one."
You show him your stomach and you say, "Not my species. Guess that's something you and I don't share. A... belly button. Well, I have one in my human form because I knew humans had the small hole on their stomachs. But didn't know what it was."
He says, "Now you know. Do Irkens have nipples? Just wondering." You nod and you say, "That's why I wasn't surprised to see yours, Dib. We've got those, too." He looks at your chest. You realize he's looking at your boobs and you blush.
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Invader Zim One Shots
FanfictionYes. Onto Invader Zim one shots, now. Our beloved green alien who's been around for nearly 20 years. Since 2001. But anyways. IZ one shots!