Invader Zim One Shots

Zim x Tallest Irken Princess Reader pt. 2

The Tallest are shocked to hear you say this. Red says, "Out of all of the males you could've chosen, you choose..." He gulps and says, "Zim?" You say, "Yes." Purple says, "But why HIM of all people? He messed up Operation Impending Doom 1! And destroyed our home planet!"

You say, "I'm fully aware. I'm still choosing him. Enough said." Red and Purple look at each other and Red says, "She is the princess. And even WE must let her do what she pleases and choose whom she wants to marry."

Purple says, "Yeah. But... ZIM?" You say, "You heard me, tall but still below ME! Zim! No matter what he did, he's the one for me. No more said!" They face you and they bow and say, "Y-yes, your highness." Red sighs and says, "If you choose Zim... okay."

You smirk and you say, "That's what I thought." You walk to your throne and you sit down. You say, "I'm coming back down here later, turning the screen on... and I'm gonna talk to Zim, myself. No stopping me."

Purple says, "Y-yes. Anything you say." You smile, knowing you have full control over these two. Every other Irken except for your parents, even. But even they respect your decision. You would make them do as you say if given the chance. You have that much control over all of them.

(Time skip.)

Later on, the Tallest have crashed out into their rooms. Some of the pilots are still up to fly the Armada. You're standing in front of the tall screen. You say, "Main screen turn on." The screen turns on. You say, "Put Invader Zim on. I'd like to speak to the one, myself." You smile.

Meanwhile, back on Earth. Zim is in his base. He's in his living room, watching TV with his sir unit, Gir. Gir says, "Ooh, look! Look, master! That piggy's dancing!" He giggles. Zim says, "Yes, Gir. I see that."

Suddenly, the screen changes and Zim says, "Eh?" He sits up and he sees... you. He gasps and he gets up. Gir says, "Master, look! It's a lady from Irk on TV." Zim walks over and says, "P-princess (Y/N)? Irken princess, (Y/N)?" You smile and you say, "Hello, Zim." He says, "Y-you're calling... ME?"

You nod and you say, "Mhm. How are you?" He says, "Me?" You nod. He grins and you blush. You think to yourself, "That grin. My Irken gods, he's handsome.~" He says, "I'm doing mighty fine. Thanks for asking, your highness."

You say, "Zim. I was set to choose whomever I wanted to marry. Any eligible male Irken. So far, none of them have impressed me at the slightest." He says, "Guess you don't like anyone, huh?" You say, "Actually... I do. There is one." He looks at you.

You say, "I was picky about who I want to be my future king. My husband. No matter what size he is. But then when the Tallest turn the main screen on here on the Armada... I saw something I liked. I have found... the one." He says, "Oh? And who is it?" You say, "Zim... I've chosen YOU."

He gasps and he looks at you. He's shocked to hear this. He says, "M-me? Out of the millions of Irken males you could've chosen, you choose ME?" You say, "Yes. Trust me, Zim. I've seen every one of them. None have sparked my interest. I saw you... and I'm already smitten." He blushes. Gir giggles and mumbles, "Ooh. Zim's loves the lady on TV.~"

You hear this and you say, "Awe. Your sir unit seems to know something there, Zim. What is his name?" Zim says, "H-huh? Oh, him? Gir." Gir waves. You notice Gir is different from all of the other sir units. He seems more... enthusiastic from the rest of them.

You look at Gir and you say, "Hello, Gir." Gir waves and says, "Hi!" You say, "Interesting robot, too." You look at Zim and you smile saying, "You are the one, Zim. In fact..." You lean in and you whisper, "I'm leaving this ship... and flying straight to where you are. And I know where you are, Zim... Earth."

He says, "You'd fly all the way here just for me? W-wow. I... This is a big surprise to Zim." You say, "Be expecting me, Zim. It'll probably take me a few months to get there, but I'm coming for you."

He bows and he says, "I shall, princess." He stands up and he faces you, grinning. You smile at him. He says, "Zim shall be expecting your arrival. Anything you want, my princess... is my command." You smile and you say, "Awe.~"

(Time skip.)

Four months go by. Zim is at his house. He had just walked home from skool. (Remember. In the IZ world, school is skool.) He sighs and he says, "Ahh... Finally. Now... I know the Irken princess will be here anytime, now. In all honesty... I never thought a female as lovely as her would fall for me."

He gets his disguise off and is in his normal form. He suddenly hears a rumbling sound and he says, "Huh?" He and Gir run to the window and they look out to see a ship land right in the middle of the cul-de-sac.

He notices the Irken symbol on the ship and he gasps. He says, "Could that be... her? The princess?" The door opens and the ramp comes down. Out comes... a human female? He says, "Eh? W-wait. What's a human doing coming out of an Irken ship?"

Right outside, that human female... is actually YOU in disguise. You knew humans would suspect if you weren't one of them. You've got your robot henchmen... or lady. A female sir unit. Visa. She's a more unique looking sir unit. Her back arches a bit like most physically fit women's bodies do... but a robot. Her eyes are a pink color.

You say, "No need to worry, Visa. I'll just tell the humans that you're simply a science project I'm working on. They won't know." She nods and says, "Yes, your highness." Right inside Zim says, "But wait... she has a sir unit with her. And... Wow. Even the sir unit is... how do I put it?" Gir sees the sir unit and he gasps and smiles saying, "Ooh. Pretty robot girl. Me likey." He giggles.

They see you and your female sir unit approaching and he gasps and says, "Wait... That is her! Clever disguise, too. She knew." He goes by the door and he hears a knock. He straightens his usual red suit and he clears his throat. He opens the door.

There you stand. You smile and you say, "Hi, Zim." He says, "Princess..." He grins and says, "Come in. Please? Get comfortable." He lets you and Visa in and he shuts the door. You show some sort of inducer. A sort of wrist band with a button.

You press it and you go in your normal Irken form. He says, "So you were disguised coming out of that ship. Clever." He grins. You look down at him and you smile saying, "Even better looking up close. And you're right here." You duck down a bit and you face Zim.

He bows and says, "My princess. I've been expecting you." He gets up and you smile and say, "I'm happy to be here, Zim. I've been thinking about you the four months I've flown here in my ship."

Zim looks over and says, "Hey. Look." You and Zim look over at Gir and Visa. Visa walks around Gir. Gir can't get his eyes off of your fem bot. He says, "Ooh... pretty." Visa giggles a bit and says, "Such a charmer, this male sir unit." Her eyes light up a bit. So do his.

You smile and you say, "Look at that. Even MY sir unit likes yours." You look at Zim and you say, "Looks like you and I really are meant to be. I don't care what the Tallest say. Besides, even THEY do as I say. I stand above them. And I want to be with you."

He smirks and says, "Then I shall be yours. Stay and rule this planet with me..." He grabs your hand and he says, "My tall, voluptuous princess.~" You blush and you smile. He grins that grin that you can't resist. You think to yourself, "I'm in love.~"

(The invasion's not over yet.)