(Discontinued)SCP x reader oneshots And Headcannons

Human SCP-079 x reader

Idk what I'm doing with my life.

"You don't need to help me take a bath, god-fucking-damnit!" You yelled at 079 "I WANT TO, SO IMMA DO IT." He yelled back standing at the bathroom door, sighing you allowed it "just this once and no funny shit" but the smirk on his face made you start to rethink your decision.

"At least turn around so I can undress" a wave of relief came over you as he did so. After you were done you got in the bubble filled bath hiding your chest as best as you could "You can turn back around now.." you said, a tint of red finding its way across your face, sinking farther in the bath as 079 just looked at you. As he sat on the floor his whole mood did a 180 and he gave you the sweetest smile he could as he was still figuring out how to show feelings properly. He started to wash your hair, looking down at you or so you thought when he was looking at the chest which the bubbles had betrayed you on covering you up.
After some silence it was broken "Done" 079 said with a smile of accomplishment, he then tried to start on the rest of your body "hey you don't need to wash my body too!" You semi yelled, suprising 079 in the process. He looked you in the eyes before nodding with a death glare and leaving.

After you finished your bath and getting dressed you went to make sure you didn't piss off 079 enough for him to tinker with your gaming stuff, but he was just sitting on the sofa watching a horror movie with a upset look on his face, like you yelling at him hurt him a fair bit. Walking over you grabbed the ramote and stopped the movie making him glare at you again. "What." He said coldly which caused you to flinch but you sat on his lap "I upset you?" He growled after you said that, "No shit, you didn't need to get all pissy at me, all you had to say was to stop. Not.yell." His words pained you for some reason "I'm sorry for yelling instead of just telling you..."
He sighed before apologizing for growling at you, then silence.

You didn't know what came over you but all of a sudden you kissed him, taking him by surprise once again but not for long. He put one leg on each side of him, pulling you closer as the kiss got deeper and more passionate. You clinged to him, never wanting to pull away but your lugs had other plans. Pulling away you rested your forehead on his.

A few kisses later.
"I love you 079 and I'm sorry for being a bitch to you." He just smiled and said, " I love you too and I'm sorry for being a total fuck to you, I just didn't know how to express how I felt about you to you." Now it was your turn to say something, "You should've talked to me but it doesn't matter now, everything is fine anyways." Smiling you gave him a small kiss and just watched tv together. 'I guess he's not that big as a dick as I thought he was' you thought..