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SCP-073 x SCP-076

I am 99% sure that this is the right request. Really sorry if it sucks!

SCP-073 pov

Right now I am walking alongside one of my favorite guards of the foundation. They were kind but cold at the same time, similar to me.
As we were talking they got an order over their radio, they nodded to me to follow them. So I did. I noticed two other guards had moved behind me and one other had took stand next to the first, not really just standing but you get the idea. As we walked I saw 'SCP-076' on the wall, I knew that number. Not very talkative to anyone but not that I cared, 'is this some kind of experiment or something?'I thought, not seeing the others stop and bumping into the original guard I was talking to. "Sorry! I should have told you we where hear." They said, it was still hard to figure out gender with this one. Their figure was similar to both and their voice was always muffled my the helmet. Not that I cared, I just call them: them, they, and their. 
'Respect the drip Karen' a voice said in my head, 'What the heck is that supposed to mean..?' I thought before jumping back to reality. "All you have to do is interact with scp-076 while the doctors take notes, okay?" They questioned. "Yes." I responded before walking into containment.

One in there I saw the scp standing there.(Omfg the Macarena just started playing in my house) I starred at him for a bit. "Hello" I decided to speak first.

Nothing

Error: Mind not working, restarting.... please wait...

Lets just skip the start of this conversation..

We talked a bit, mostly about the foundation and our experiences. As soon as it started it was over. I was told to leave the containment, walking over to the door 'I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING.' My mind yelled at me to speak but I couldn't, I stopped at the big door. "WAIT!" I heard behind me, turning around I saw 076 rushing to me. He stopped in front of me. "Will I see you again?" He questioned before adding "Just because I might want to talk again! Not because I LIKE seeing you or anything just because its boring here!"

Soon the door opened and six or so guards walked in, guns drawn and pointing straight at 076. One of the doctors walked in, "SCP-073, would you wish to 'interview' 076 at another point this month?" He said, snapping his fingers at his assistant to which she started writing down dates and times as he said them. "If that is possible then yes. Thank you." I said hearing a sigh from 076 and a 'Good' out of him. The guards told him to back off and the doctor said he had to keep the privilege to see me. He walked to the other side of the room and I was escorted out and to my contamination room. "This is going to be a very odd time..." I said to myself.

Now all I can think of is scp-076 in a corner doing the Macarena while staring down 073.. Wonderful.. ANYWAY! Here is one of the requested scps and it was fun to make! Sorry if any jokes made you cringe, I make bad jokes when I don't know what to do..  

Edit: I know that they are brothers, I just did a request that's all. Please stop telling me in the comments about it.. it makes me want to delete this over all.