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scp-049 x Shy, female reader

Anonymous sources wished for this so here we fcuking go. (Rawr) *yes I did just do that*

Pov of whatever.

It was a nice day out, sunny but not hot yet. And here you were, inside with a plague doctor, watching 'five feet apart ' because it was now mostly illegal for you to go outside. Fuckin COVID-19, up here raining on my spring break.. Anyway! It was almost over and you were still crying over the poor skateboard gay boi. 049 seemed very focused on the movie and it was like he.was enjoying it, the thought that maybe he wasn't upset with being stuck here with you. Once the movie ended you muttered "that was the worst ending I've ever seen. For the most part.." And stood up to clean up the movie mess, bags of candy and popcorn that would kill a diabetic, it was nice. Kinda like a date... The thought of you and doc on a date made you smile slightly and forced a red tint over your face. Looking at the time "11:37 , the stores should be restocked and the rush of people such be over... I'm going to head out to get stuff we ran out of, okay?" Your voice was quiet but he nodded, as you put on your jacket your roommate walked in with a bag in hand. "What in the bag?" You asked pointing to it, "Oh, you know how my boyfriend had a brother who's in the hospital quarantine for COVID? Well a few months before he actually got sick he bought you some stuff. I thought I would bring it with me to give you." She said handing you a bag, it was heavy and had a note. You picked it up and read it out loud. "I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me. Theres not other girl, you know I'll be your paparazzi, Promise I'll be kind but I won't stop until you're mine. - Jake." Rolling my eyes I put the bag down "I'll be at the store, call me if you need me." you said and then walked out  of the house with a sour mood.

Timeskip

As you finished up getting everything you needed, you then noticed you needed to get toilet paper... you walked over to the shelves and picked up the last pack that just so happens to be a larger pack. As you put it in your cart you heard someone say, "Oh thank god, I need this. Thanks" and saw a woman take.the pack from your cart. Taking it back and putting it under your arm... She was quite unhappy.

Timeskip again because of Karen.

As you walked in the door tears and blood streamed down your face. Everyone was asleep by now, doc had no bed so he slept on the couch. As you put everything away you heard someone walk in. Turning around you saw 049 standing in the entryway, "Oh uh hey!" Turning back to the fridge and put the milk onto the shelf. "What happened? You're all bloody" looking back it him you walked over to the sink and washed your face, "Toilet paper fight. I got the last pack and the last word." Voice still horse from crying in the car, " Follow me, I fix you up. " your mind then went to the fact he would have to be near your face, mainly your busted lip. "Uh..! NO!" You yelled, "I mean, its not that bad, I'll live." Face red not from the blood this time. "Alright.. Lets just go sit down" and thats what you two did.

In a very awkward silence...

"You don't have to be all the way on the other side, you know that right?" You didn't even notice how far apart you two were, "Right! Sorry.." You said moving closer to him, like, you sat down right next to him. Then put his arm around you, and fell on on your shoulder. Not that you minded, it was cute.

This is surprisingly similar to my last relationship... Awkward and cute at the same time. My mind hasn't been working properly because of a new medication so sorry if this sucked.. I feel so bad that it is this crapy.