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scp-035 x sassy reader

Requested by Kandykat07

(This is your outfit and I'm sorry if this sucks)

"DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT" 035 yelled at you as you sat on your bike on a ramp thingy, yea sure it was meant for skateboarding but why the fuck not use a bike?

Smirking you looked back, not even having any helmet on, at 035
"If you tell me not to do something, I will do it more than once and have my friends record it both times" and with that you were off, speeding down as friends and strangers cheered you on. All you had to do was either do the dang trick or fail and fall on you ass or face.
You managed to do the thing and not fail but others started egging you on(I think thats the saying), making the choice to go again for another $50, how hard could it be to do it again?

Pretty hard, you only found this out the fourth time around. Your hand slipped and before you could even comprehend what happened you had a broken nose and hand.

Time skip to hospital because I'm lazy.

Sitting in the hospital with blood all over your outfit sadly, right now you were waiting for painkillers to be put in your iv. Sighing as you looked over at 035 in the chair next to you, hood up covering his face, "I told you so but you didn't listen." He had been criticizing your decision the whole ride here and you were getting sick of it. "I can only please one person a day, today is not your day and if you keep talkin' shit tomorrow won't be either" you said giving your best 'I will probably break you leg if you keep talking' look.

Soon after you got some good painkillers you felt kinda odd, tired but not at the same time.
Looking over at 035 you smiled at him, thinking back to something you saw online and decided 'yea, I'll say it to him, maybe he'll get the hint'

Smirking with an evil look in your eye you said it "My name it trouble. Do you have room for trouble in your life?"

He just sat there... it was pissing you off.
"What" was all he said after some time.
'Great job y/n, he didn't get it. You gonna leave it or try again. Bitch, I'mma try again.'
"You look a lot like my next hot boyfriend" he then looked away, feeling tired you just decided to take a nap but not before saying "Good night, sleep tight, I'll deam of you all night" and you then fell asleep. (How cheesy..)

035 pov

After hearing what she said you looked over only to see her fast asleep, standing up you walked over to her and kissed her forehead, well you were trying to kiss her forehead but because of the mask thing it didn't really work out. (No shit it didn't work, you a mask babe)

"I love you too, y/n." Sitting back down on the chair, watching tv but somehow feeling tiredness.
"Sir, would you like me to go see if I can bring you another chair and a blanket?" Looking over at the nurse, "Yes, as long as its not much trouble." The nurse nodded and walk away coming back soon with a chair and blanket. "Here you are sir" with that she left and you fell asleep somehow.

This sucks but its whatever. Hope it isn't too horrible and hope someone enjoyed it.