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079 x reader

The request was for the reader to be an asshole to 079. Basically matching his energy.

So you're a d-class. You were assigned 079 due to you being an asshole to everyother scp and matching everyone's energy.
They wanted to see how you two would interact with each other.

Walking into 079s containment, you were told to sit down and just interact with him however you pleased.

"Hello, my names Y/N, I was told to interact with you." You said as the computer screen lit up.
"Introduction noted." 079s screen popped up a image, you assumed that was how he wished to present himself.
There was silence. "Say something." Your earpiece said. "Sooo-" as you were about to say something the screen showed an 'X' "What's the fuck does that mean?" "He apparently doesn't wish to talk to you."  "What did I do? All I said was Hello!" You felt anger bubble up, "Look here you poor excuse of a computer, I don't wanna talk to to just as much as you dont want to talk to me but my fucking life depends on this bullshit! SAY SOMETHING"
"Ignorance" it said. "I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON?" You yelled. "HOW DARE YOU!"
"Annoying human"  "Oh that's fucking it." You stormed over to the computer as started typing insult after insult, not giving the scp a chance to do or say anything. After your little out burst the scp stayed silent.
"Irritating human... file saved." You were confused, "What's does THAT mean?" You questioned in the earpiece, "Did he just save this Interaction in his files?" The workers were very surprised by this, "I don't know!" One voice said "He might have, but why? He only has very limited space! What's the point?" Another said. You continued to stare at the scp, 'did you just save our Interaction into your files?' You typed.
'Correct'
'But why?'
'I don't know'

Then the scp shut down and you were taken back to your cell, you had so many questions but no answers. After that Interaction you were assigned to 079 everytime you were taken to experiment with it. And everytime someone else tried to speak to it the computer shut down completely and didn't turn on until you showed up to take the other person's place. Your 'friendship' consisted of the scp speaking calmly to you before insulting you once again, you reacting, and it saving you into his files.

They looked into his files, some how, and saw "Y/N🌹", they didn't even know it could use emojis.

That last part was random and dumb but I'm keeping it! I think it's kinda funny. Sorry this was so short!
Thank you for reading!