(Discontinued)SCP x reader oneshots And Headcannons

Gem fusion

Itssss a request from ya boi, Pupcakemon. Also, let me know if I make any errors with wording because I don't word good.

"Almost done... There!" Stepping back to look at the monstrosity that was made, the Doctor ran off to the examining room. Not long after, the 05 council members made their way into the room, "ALRIGHT THE JIG IS UP- ... what the fuck..." one said as another walked in, "Get the list and add 'Fusing scps together'." They said walking over to the two scps just chillin like this was nothing.
"Scp-682, Scp-079. I see you came to contact with Bright again. Correct?" 682 nodded, "And what did he promise you this time?" They said looking towards 079, "Freedom" the robotic voice spoke. "And what have we learned from this so far?" Slight amusement in their voice, "Don't trust Dr.Bright.." "Correct, now." Looking over to the other members of council, "Could you please find a way to bring them to scp-682s cell? And please page Dr.bright. I must have a word with him.." Most of them scattered to do as told whilst others waited for guards to show up for safety reasons. As groups of guards showed up the last members left, pulling a chair out, poor y/n sat and waited for the arrival of a scientist to gather the merged scps. A slight conversation started between them all, mostly speaking about the events that led to this situation. During which a 05 member ran in to deliver an update "It seems like Dr.bright can't be paged and the emergency scientist had left for his wife to give birth." Pinching the bridge of their nose "Did you call any of the other ones?" Picking words carefully, "I did but they are all busy with other scps! The emergency scientist will be on his way soon but he dosen't know when.." Looking to the person who had delivered this news, y/n noticed it was an assistant.

Trying to keep their cool to not worry the poor boy, "Its fine, call the ems(Emergency scientist) and get the supply's to do this. Don't take up too much of his time and write what he says down! You are dismissed, please and thank you, young man." They both pondered for a moment before y/n spoke again "And tell Dr Cool to get his ass down here, make sure his assistant brings a camera to take report of this" amd off the boy went.

After the one left another one walked in, "Heres the list you asked for(Ma'am/Sir). I'm afraid my boss had something come up and needed into Dr.Brights office.." this time it was a young lady, no older than late twentys. "More scp porn? My god, why do we keep this man here... Thank you." Taking the clipboard and wiring down "298, Dr.Bright is not allowed to attempt/actually succeed to fuse or combine any SCP.  See scp-682 and scp-079 fusionn of [DATE REDACTED]." Then officially signing the paper and sending the assistant to hand it over to be permanently attached to the document.

"When are we going to be split up?" 079 'questioned' "Whenever I figure out how to separate you two as safely as possible, mainly for 079.." "HEY!" 682 yelled after the last part was heard.

A few more minutes passed before Dr.Cool made his way in, assistant by his side with a camera and folder. "Alright lets see what we... what the hell happened here?" The assistant just laughed before walking over to the scps that were already tied in place "The flash on this might hurt your eyes 682, now please stay as still as possible"
Walking over to Cool the two spoke "Dr.Bright wanted to play doctor and evil scientist at the same time.", "And where is he?"   "We don't know, his pager is off or something. Ugh, after this I'm going to need a drink" "Amen!" Was said in surround sound.

"How in the hell are we going to fix this..?"

I think this one doesn't suck for once! Could be wrong.. sorry for any mistakes in spelling, my phone looks like is fell off a car roof.. Also just a new add in before I post this, my phone broke and i am now using a kindle fire