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scp-035 x male reader part two!

As of right now, you and scp-079 (robot form) were chillin out in the living room just talking about nothing in particular.

"Hey, 079?" You said quietly, "Yea, whats up y/n?" He questioned.
"What... what's your opinion on homosexuality...?" Looking up you saw 079 looking kinda surprised before letting out a laugh, "You might be looking at the gayest robot in the world" laughing again after speaking, you couldn't help but to smile at that.

Everything about him was amazing. His black and white hair, how it was split down this middle, how calm he was, his smart ass comments, how he always wears a button up short sleeve shirt over his t-shirt, plus he can be a mythic bitch sometimes.

The two of you just sat in a comfortable silence. All of a sudden he was leaning towards your face, 'shitshitshit' was all you could think.

He was so close to kissing you..

*SLAM*

"NO YAOI" was all you heard before a book was thrown at your face, hitting ya dead on.

Looking over to where the book came from, you saw 079's female friend. Lulu(don't ask) glaring at you.
"What. In. The. Hell.. Is your problem?" 079 practically yelled at her, before anything else could be said she was dragging him out by the ear. He just walked with her out the door, she slammed in behind her.

You looked over to 035, he had angry energy radiating off him. "Uhhhh sup..?" You said to him to which he returned by glaring at you. 035 walked over to you and dragged you straight to the basement, 'wait, what the hell is happening.. do I have a concussion...?' You thought. "Nope, you're mine. No one else's, just mine." he said. Not really caring too much just wanting this shitty story to end you responded, "Okay, whatever you want just *don't* fuck me in my sleep." Just as you were about to go to sleep on the couch that was there for no reason, "Don't worry, I don't plan on it really." 035 said and layed you down on his chest, 'sleep bitch' a female voice said in your head, you feel asleep right after hearing that.

Thats it, I had a good idea for this but forgot it as I typed it out. Also, sorry if no one likes the Heather's musical. I just fell in love with it again.