ian: i want a dog please
jaden: maybe
joba: harsh
matt: i vote no dog
ian: shut up matt
joba: i vote yes dog
romil: i vote yes dog too
jaden: i vote shut up about the dog
ian: not until you say we can get a puppy
jaden: ugh
jaden: after we moveian: is that a yes
jaden: yes
ian: yay
jaden: i'm on my way over rn to pick you guys up
romil: ok
ian: okay
joba: yes dog dog dog dog
ian: yes!!!! dog dog dog dog
matt: boo!! no dog no dog
merlin: you're no fun matt
ian: romil
ian: important question
ian: if you answer wrong you can't live with usromil: okay what is it?
ian: small dog or big dog
romil: man what a hard question
romil: just kidding
romil: big dogian: good
jaden: no small dogs allowed
jaden: also i'm hereian: we coming
matt: yes they're gone
merlin: why are you so rude
dom: that's just a natural trait of his
joba: such an endearing trait
bearface: i saw something about a dog
matt: jaden is letting ian get a puppy
bearface: awww
matt: no not aww
matt: puppies are annoyingbearface: hater
bearface: i wanna see it was soon as you get itian: jaden said after we move
bearface: still
joba: we all wanna see the dog
matt: i don't
joba: you can close your eyes
merlin: what do you have against dogs
matt: it's just puppies
matt: they're annoying and they pee in the houseian: what if we get a puppy that's already house trained
matt: maybe i'll like it more
ian: i want a dog that looks scary but is actually really friendly
romil: doberman
joba: they cute
ian: they really are
dom: mastiffs are the scary big dogs
bearface: yeah but a lot of them are cute
ian: all dogs are cute
ian: this is gonna be a hard choiceromil: can we get a white doberman
ian: why white
romil: have you ever seen one??
ian: no
romil: they got pretty eyes
romil: like a husky
romil: and they look more expensivedom: he right
ian: he is actually right
ian: have y'all seen onebearface: no
joba: nope
ian: romil send the pic
romil:
merlin: that's a pretty dogjoba: want
joba: for christmas please??ian: gonna convince jaden to let us get one
dom: why convince
dom: he already said that you could get a dogian: maybe he doesn't want a doberman
romil: ahhh gotta go
ian: oh yeah me too
matt: okay i gotta admit that is a pretty dog
joba: shut up matt
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