ANOTHER PICTURE IN A BATHROOM

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jaden: hi guys
jaden: welcome back to my channel

matt: today jadens going to be TAKING ANOTHER PICTURE IN A BATHROOM
matt: BECAUSE HE CANT FUCKING STOP DOING THAT

jaden: don't know what you mean

matt: ian
matt: the picture please

ian: no
ian: i'm not your sidekick

jaden: lmfao
jaden: ian's my sidekick loser

matt: what no

ian: that's pretty true
ian: i'll do what jaden asks
ian: not your bitch ass

joba: see matt
joba: if you want ian to do something for you all you have to do is date him

ian: unfortunately i have a boyfriend

jaden: UNFORTUNATELY??

ian: wait no
ian: that's not how i meant it

jaden: 😤
jaden: wow i see how you really feel now

ian: jaden i swear -

jaden: i'm just gonna take another picture in a target bathroom
jaden: no ones stopping me

dom: is this the picture you wanted
dom:

bearface: jaden are you an employee ?bearface: you had to get a job at target ?? ian this mans is struggling

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bearface: jaden are you an employee ?
bearface: you had to get a job at target ?? ian this mans is struggling

jaden: no i don't work at fucking target

joba: Team Memebers Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work

jaden: what are you my comments ??

dom: jaden do be wearing his own brand

jaden: and?
jaden: you guys wear brockhampton merch
jaden: so fight me

matt: bet
matt: when we get back i'll fight you

ian: i wanna fight matt

bearface: same

dom: jaden ian and ciaran all fighting matt
dom: lmfao matt doesn't stand a chance

matt: what do you mean ?? i can take them all

joba: jaden is taller than you, ian is probably stronger than you, and ciaran is a short irish man who is very mean on twitter
joba: together they will kill you

matt: ian can't be stronger than me that's impossible

ian: no i probably am
ian: i have a ton of gay energy that needs to be used in some way

dom: he's gonna use it to fucking punch you in the face

matt: well that would be rude

jaden: sometimes you have a punchable face
jaden:

jaden: sometimes you have a punchable facejaden:

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jaden: like i could punch you rn

matt: ian has a punchable face too

jaden: no he doesn't
jaden: he has a nice face
jaden:

jaden: no he doesn't jaden: he has a nice facejaden:

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jaden: i like ian's face

ian: thanks man
ian: you have a pretty face

jaden: don't man me. i'm not your bro i'm your boyfriend
jaden: but thank you for calling me pretty

matt: 😶 ian gonna die

dom: ian you're always pushing the line

ian: shut up you two

jaden: but i think they're right

bearface: killing ian things ✨💕

jaden: 🥰🤩

matt: sometimes jaden seems like two different people

jaden: what do you mean

matt: jaden: omg ian is so hot 🥵 i love him so much 🥰
also jaden: i'm gonna fucking kill ian 😤🥰🤪

ian: true

matt: you've got two moods too ian
matt: ian: gonna write a song about my boyfriend 🥰 i love him so much he's actually really sweet 🥰 have i told you guys about jaden walker ??
also ian: jaden shut the fuck up 😔

romil: are we all just gonna forget about the time where i told ian fighting jaden would be abuse cause he can't hit him and jaden was like not if i like it
romil: cause i think about that a lot

jaden: i don't remember saying that ...

matt: everyone else does

dom: i forgot about that haha
dom: jaden wtf is wrong with you

jaden: it was a joke i swear
jaden: you can even ask ian

ian: no comment

jaden: okay fuck off ian
jaden: i swear it was entirely a joke

ian: yes it was a joke

bearface: for some reason i don't believe that

matt: well according to ian
matt: everyone in brockhampton is a bottom
matt: so if either of them actually liked to be hit my bet is on ian

ian: how about you don't say that
ian: that is false and is slander

jaden: fake news

ian: fake news

dom: what has happened to this chat today 😔

bearface: who knows

romil: i think before we all go we should appreciate a few lines from big wheels

ian: please no

romil: y'all pump faking, i'm a power bottom like a free mason. y'all stuck playing that's complacent, i'm cum chasing

ian: wtf why

romil: runnin from nothing, in a humid or somethin. tell my baby i want him to keep me up when we fussing.

ian: ahh
ian: don't need my own songs recited to me
ian: i know the lyrics i wrote them

jaden: wow
jaden: go off king

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