jaden: hi guys
jaden: welcome back to my channelmatt: today jadens going to be TAKING ANOTHER PICTURE IN A BATHROOM
matt: BECAUSE HE CANT FUCKING STOP DOING THATjaden: don't know what you mean
matt: ian
matt: the picture pleaseian: no
ian: i'm not your sidekickjaden: lmfao
jaden: ian's my sidekick losermatt: what no
ian: that's pretty true
ian: i'll do what jaden asks
ian: not your bitch assjoba: see matt
joba: if you want ian to do something for you all you have to do is date himian: unfortunately i have a boyfriend
jaden: UNFORTUNATELY??
ian: wait no
ian: that's not how i meant itjaden: 😤
jaden: wow i see how you really feel nowian: jaden i swear -
jaden: i'm just gonna take another picture in a target bathroom
jaden: no ones stopping medom: is this the picture you wanted
dom:bearface: jaden are you an employee ?
bearface: you had to get a job at target ?? ian this mans is strugglingjaden: no i don't work at fucking target
joba: Team Memebers Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work
jaden: what are you my comments ??
dom: jaden do be wearing his own brand
jaden: and?
jaden: you guys wear brockhampton merch
jaden: so fight mematt: bet
matt: when we get back i'll fight youian: i wanna fight matt
bearface: same
dom: jaden ian and ciaran all fighting matt
dom: lmfao matt doesn't stand a chancematt: what do you mean ?? i can take them all
joba: jaden is taller than you, ian is probably stronger than you, and ciaran is a short irish man who is very mean on twitter
joba: together they will kill youmatt: ian can't be stronger than me that's impossible
ian: no i probably am
ian: i have a ton of gay energy that needs to be used in some waydom: he's gonna use it to fucking punch you in the face
matt: well that would be rude
jaden: sometimes you have a punchable face
jaden:jaden: like i could punch you rn
matt: ian has a punchable face too
jaden: no he doesn't
jaden: he has a nice face
jaden:jaden: i like ian's face
ian: thanks man
ian: you have a pretty facejaden: don't man me. i'm not your bro i'm your boyfriend
jaden: but thank you for calling me prettymatt: 😶 ian gonna die
dom: ian you're always pushing the line
ian: shut up you two
jaden: but i think they're right
bearface: killing ian things ✨💕
jaden: 🥰🤩
matt: sometimes jaden seems like two different people
jaden: what do you mean
matt: jaden: omg ian is so hot 🥵 i love him so much 🥰
also jaden: i'm gonna fucking kill ian 😤🥰🤪ian: true
matt: you've got two moods too ian
matt: ian: gonna write a song about my boyfriend 🥰 i love him so much he's actually really sweet 🥰 have i told you guys about jaden walker ??
also ian: jaden shut the fuck up 😔romil: are we all just gonna forget about the time where i told ian fighting jaden would be abuse cause he can't hit him and jaden was like not if i like it
romil: cause i think about that a lotjaden: i don't remember saying that ...
matt: everyone else does
dom: i forgot about that haha
dom: jaden wtf is wrong with youjaden: it was a joke i swear
jaden: you can even ask ianian: no comment
jaden: okay fuck off ian
jaden: i swear it was entirely a jokeian: yes it was a joke
bearface: for some reason i don't believe that
matt: well according to ian
matt: everyone in brockhampton is a bottom
matt: so if either of them actually liked to be hit my bet is on ianian: how about you don't say that
ian: that is false and is slanderjaden: fake news
ian: fake news
dom: what has happened to this chat today 😔
bearface: who knows
romil: i think before we all go we should appreciate a few lines from big wheels
ian: please no
romil: y'all pump faking, i'm a power bottom like a free mason. y'all stuck playing that's complacent, i'm cum chasing
ian: wtf why
romil: runnin from nothing, in a humid or somethin. tell my baby i want him to keep me up when we fussing.
ian: ahh
ian: don't need my own songs recited to me
ian: i know the lyrics i wrote themjaden: wow
jaden: go off king
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