walkertrash: we don't have to wonder if jaden and ian are together anymore
abstracttrash: we don't have to worry about changing our names either
bearface: told you that's what fans were asking
jaden: but why
brockhampster: you don't post anything about each other
brockhampster: but i wasn't actually asking cause you both still like each other's pictures and haven't deleted anything from your instas
ian: i post tarragona stuff all the time
jaden: he was literally on my story not that long ago
joba: does nobody follow jadenwalkerpics
brockhampster: wait - y'all know about them
ian: 🤦🏽♀️
jaden: 🤦🏽♀️
walkertrash: if you are a jaden stan you are required to follow jadenwalkerpics
abstracttrash: ^^^
matt: so are you guys all like friends ??
walkertrash: me and jess have been best friends since kindergarten
abstracttrash: yup yup ^^
brockhampster: and then i met jess and lyss almost 2 years ago
bearface: wait what are all your names ??
walkertrash: lyss
abstracttrash: jess
brockhampster: max
romil: lyss ??
walkertrash: my mom wanted to name me alyssa, but my dad was addicted to crack and heroin and forced my mom to name me lyss cause alyssa was too basic
ian: i-
matt: wow
brockhampster: we all have weird names for girls
brockhampster: well i guess jess isn't that weird
abstracttrash: it wouldn't be if my name was jessica and jess was just a nickname, but it's not
dom: interesting
romil: ^
merlin: are you guys seeing us on tour anywhere
brockhampster: no :(
walkertrash: detroit :)
abstracttrash: ^^
walkertrash: and my tarragona is getting delivered soon so :)
jaden: oo tag me when it comes and i'll like your pic
walkertrash: omg really
jaden: yeah
ian: jaden
jaden: yeah
ian: check the gc with me you and romil
jaden: alr
bearface: while they're gone let's gossip
dom: about what
joba: them duh
matt: there's nothing to gossip about
kevin doan: jaden better be watering my plants
matt: he did yesterday
kevin doan: how do you know :/
matt: he was on ft with ian and i was sitting next to ian and also talking to jaden
joba: we should all just call jaden jj just cause ian isn't here to yell at us
ian: DONT DO IT
bearface: it's like he's got a sixth sense for it
nick: guys why is there 3 random girls in our chat
nick: the chat is called boys
matt: shut up nick
romil: no one cares
joba: they're back
ian: yup
jaden: mhm
walkertrash: i need help
matt: with what
joba: maybe we can help
walkertrash: with a boy
abstracttrash: here we go again
bearface: well what's up
walkertrash: so my boyfriend and i had plans for the weekend that's coming up but he just asked if he could change them to go up north
ian: okay?
matt: alr..?
walkertrash: back to his old town where his ex is and they've been texting recently
walkertrash: idk what to do
dom: talk to him
walkertrash: he won't talk
abstracttrash: i told her to dump him
ian: i agree
jaden: ^
matt: same
romil: yup
matt: if he won't listen and he's talking to his ex again and is going up north to where she lives, he'll probably cheat on you
walkertrash: really
dom: most likely
rob: ^
walkertrash: maybe i should do it now
walkertrash: brb
matt: hope it all works out for her
bearface: same
ian: ^
jaden: ^
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CRACK | brockhampton gc
Fanfictionbasically the title (it's all a joke don't take it seriously)
